Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I thought you got a Lake Tahoe tattoo at first

 

Fuck! No good. Hope ya feel better

 

Lol. Same

 

Have you seen a doctor yet?

 

Never thought someone would get so butt hurt over a comment that their husband gets involved and tries to threaten me though Facebook messages hahaha. The chick just bought a wrangler, and said she's going to cut her fenders so it looks like this. Her jeep is bone stock. All i said was "haha it takes alot more than cutting a fender to look like this" everybody freaked out over my comment

 

No thus the circle lol see if it gets bigger first. I feel better and my fever is finally gone so I think I'm on the recovery side. Web md says there isn't much they can do for a spider bite besides administer pain meds anyways. I'm not a huge fan of pain meds. I will however admit there were moments Saturday where I legitimately thought i was dying from muscle spasm pain and the migraine. Just figured I got too hot in the sun

 

Go to the fuckin doctor, dude!

 

Is it me or does that dude need to find an alignment shop and fast. Dang jeep looks like it's going in two different directions.

 

Jerking off gets rid of spider venom too

 

i dont remember how it came up then but a few years ago on a camping trip my friend coined the phrase "cum helps heal" and overtime when someone gets sick or injured the response with in the group is "did you jerk off yet"

 

Poisonous Black widow bite..
Consults Google..

 

your friends sound like my friends

 

Why are you so obsessed with jerking off these days?

 

Pretty sure those fenders are replacements from the oems.

 

When my wife saw the picture last night she was saying you need to keep a close eye on it because you could end up with a abscess and it may need to be drained.

 

These days?

 

My problem with with this is the story I tell alot of people, coming from the Navy working in a boiler room,if something breaks, I fixed it. Coming to the unionized oil industry as an operator, if something breaks, I have to tag it and go put in a notification and hope it gets prioritized for maintenance. Had a little 250# steam valve start leaking one day, I'm 100% sure the packing gland just needed tightening and I was more than comfortable doing it, But I was told when I arrived "DONT TOUCH ANYTHING, DONT PUT A WRENCH ON ANYTHING! THAT'S CROSSCRAFT AND YOU'RE STEALING A UNION BROTHER'S JOB!!!??". Ok so I put in a notification. 6 months later because it was ranked as the lowest possible priority rank, that teeny little wisp of steam turned into a jet of steam fuckin 10 feet long and the entire welded in vavle had to be replaced. We were asked why it wasn't prioritized higher, and I told this story. My boss's boss's boss came down and told me "Dude, I know your background, I give you permission to fix shit like that next time". Yes, Sir.

 

No one said there aren't problems and certainly, this is one example.

 

How much $$$ to shave?