Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I'm not a rock warrior, but usually go slow. That doesn't mean setting the cruise control at 65, on a dirt road in DV, with pizza cutters and a house on the back isn't fun. Others were going much faster.

Basically, go slow when you should, and fast when you can. Or build a KOH truck and go fucking nuts erryday.

 

"KOH" those are ferny's initials.

 

I go as fast as I can, but no faster.

 

So anyone have any tips for parking/attending a concert at Shoreline? Wife got free tickets to the Matchbox 20/Counting Crows concert (kill me now) tonight and I've never been there. Sitting in the lawn.

 

We usually street park a few miles away and Uber in.

 

i showed up 2 hours before, sat for 3 hours, finally parked and got to see 3 songs and then sat in 3 hours leaving.

Pro Tip: Sell them and dont waste your time. F Shoreline.

 

At some point during the evening you'll feel....

https://youtu.be/WziA88-n02k

 

You dudes are just jelly. Secretly, you want Rob Thomas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Naa1HXeDQ

 

Not a bad idea, we have to leave early due to the kids, but I really hate sitting in traffic.

Trust me, I tried to get out of this, told her to take a friend, but she wants this to be a date night.

Good tips and I'll really try to stick to the last one. After hearing the 3AM song, I'm seriously regretting this decision.

Googling it now and might have to take this route. Uber will be cheaper from there than parking.

 

parking in their sites are typically covered in the ticket....

 

Good to know as well.

 

Park at Google. Borrow/ steal a pair of those Benetton- looking google bikes and ride over to Shoreline. Upon arrival make sure to jump off the bike, while it's still moving, to ghost ride the evidence away from you. Then slip into the crowd without getting caught.

Hitchhike back to your car.

 

Worst part is, my wife got all pissed at me this morning for not being excited about this. Because driving over the hill during traffic, parking, paying tons for food/beer and listening to that noise is exactly what I want to do...I mean it's taco tuesday...

 

If you can park on the street near the end of San Antonio, it's a hike over there. Or ride a motorcycle. Otherwise it's a giant CF.

 

, man I love tacos

 

Not sure there are any left. All the homeless in my area have those chained to stolen shopping carts.

 

Sheezus! How are these guys playing the Shoreline? I would expect the county fair for them at best.