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That sounds horrible. That's one perk of driving to work at 5am is that there's no traffic up here and I can cruise around 80 on my way to work.

 

Shes arriving at 930am. FML.

I looked at the gps now, and it said 1 hour. Which I think isnt bad. But what will it say in 30 minutes if i hit snooze?

 

5 hours. And a flat tire.

 

There is Already red

 

Ooof, I feel for you. I'd just go now and maybe get some breakfast.

 

Tell her ass to hop on that Silver Line and ride it to the end. Fuck that...it takes one dumb ass on the side of the road to double that drive time.

 

I mean she's not my gf. But if it was your first time in a new city, would you want to figure out a subway system? Especially if you had a job interview and a ride to get there?

 

I may have left too early. Eta says ill get there at 845. She will arrive at 930

 

Push her in the deep end and see if she can swim.

Seriously, with those new details now I understand why you're going all the way into DC.

 

More details, Ive never met her or my friend. We are text friends

 

Plot twist...the gf is transgender and needs your help putting make up on.

 

Is this a TW friend?

 

Yes

 

Ah, much more normal then. I'd do the same.

 

First time the traffic doors opened and I will be there 1 hour early. This is the first time anyone is angry about being too early

 

Agreed

 

Mornin!

 

GM!

Here is DC!