Turd gen "sittin at the dealer again" pic thread

I eat jelly.

 

Since day one!

You could have purple flavor too if you mixed them.

 

Lucky !!!!!

 

Did they get you fixed up Smitty?

 

Just got text from Svc Manager that the truck is ready. I'll be headed down there soon to pick it up. Had them shuttle me home in a Sienna earlier...

 

The sienna was faster than your truck, wasn't it?

 

Felt like it shifted smoother and it didn't stutter when we pulled out into traffic.

 

Gotta save something for next time I visit.

 

New 8 speed tranny

 

You guys should keep a handful of CPS's in your glove compartments.

I had to do this with those porcelain ballast resistors when I was driving my Scout... Somebody on here knows what I am talking about haha.

 

My fancy dealer has massaging chairs upstairs with ipads, downstairs, loungers, private study/office desk rooms and a whole cafeteria area where you redeem a card for 2 items from the cashier/snack area.

 

Look at this silver spoon motherfucker, not having to grow up with color flavors...

 

Can you get a rub n' tug in the champagne room?

 

Get used to it, the bebes are comin...Mini vans are easier on the back when loading.

 

Bahahaha. I was in there for an early oil change (used my first one at 1500 miles) was curious and asked how much they charge for an oil and filter change, $79.95, I laughed profusely as did my service advisor, for that much there better be a happy ending after waiting.

 

I'll buy a 'Burban before I buy a minivan.

 

The extra $60 they charge you is so you don't have to change your oil and deal with the mess in your 110 degree Arizona Driveway.

 

I have seen people watch cuckold porn at our lexus dealer sitting in the massage chair, eating popcorn.

The lexus dealer even has a barber and nail salon in there

Of course Galpin Aston has Starbucks inside and a secret hideaway to take car delivery ....

 

Good thing you specified exactly the type they watch...