Orange County CAF's: up to no good

this is for @Bay408taco

Mike!!! I FIFY!!! Btw, did you get your 4wd yet???

 

Better than a hungover Monday and having to climb ladders

 

Morning!

 

LOL!!! I'm playing WR and it's taking foevvvvvvvvvvvvver to upgrade weapons!!! I'm mixing/matching weapon systems that I won. I'm starting to like the "Trebuchet" now. It's NOT the best, but it's not all that bad either. I just need to upgrade IT as well though.

 

What's you highest weapon?

 

FUCK!!!!!! I just backed into an uber that was blocking my driveway. WTF!!!! She wasn't there when I started my truck and began backing out. Good thingbi am in the wife's truck. No damage, don't know how that happened but thank god. Its going to be one of those days..... is it Friday the 13th?

 

Damage wise, the Thunder and it's at 11.2k and for the long range it's gotta be my Kang Dae at 8197.

What I've been noticing for a while now is that when there are 2-3x bots shooting at 1x enemy bot and it's taking them forever and an eternity to destroy the M'r F'r???!!! As soon as I start firing away with my Molot's, you could literally see the damage points going down rapidly as I'm hitting them???!!! LOL!!! I'm always like, "WTF are you guys shooting at him, F'N spit-wads... WTF???!!!" I usually end-up destroying the enemy bot in a matter of seconds or so whereas I've been observing them blasting away at him for like what seems HOURS because it takes them so long?! LMAO!!!

 

THAT SUCKS!!! Something similar almost happened to me as well!!! In MY HUMBLE opinion, it is just as much their responsibility when it comes to certain situations as well?! I mean, you don't F'N BLOCK someone's driveway in the F'N FIRST PLACE, am I right or wrong???!!! I mean, pretty F'N captain obvious!!!

My dad, one time, had to go to work and had a long drive to get somewhere and a next-door neighbor blocked the driveway?! So my dad borrowed my floor jack, jacked it up, started moving it, and the car alarm was going off, but he didn't GAF!!! LOL!!! The cops finally came and my dad was just F'N FUMMMMING!!! He told the cops that, "this F'N idiot is blocking my driveway and I have to be in Pala at..." and the cop really couldn't say all that much because, yeah, apparently the guy WAS pretty much, obviously, in my dad's way and he couldn't get out. LOL, this happened at about 4am!!! So, yeah, it was pretty F'N LOUD!!! I was about 10yrs old at the time and just LMAO during the whole incident and I could hear my dad YELLING from about 30yds away!!!

 

I've been noticing uber drivers been getting bad. They drive like crazy near my work

 

I'm telling you bros, they're passing out drivers license these days, like some F'N "happy meal prize"!!! WTF?!

I am NOT the best driver in the world, but F'N A, there are, most definitely, some F'N morons out there nowadays!!!

 

I love your dad.

 

Thanks!!! Yeah, he passed away back in Feb 2008, but as a retired Marine (Vietnam vet and did his tour for 14mo, I believe and I THINK it was 1969 or thereabouts when he went over there... honestly, he didn't like talking about it and I never pushed it), he wasn't about to put up with anyone's SHI*!!! LOL!!! Some of the Oceanside cops actually knew him after a while and he got along with them fairly well as I have personally witnessed it a few times. LMAO!!!

 

Yeah. I walked out. Got in the truck, there was no one back there. I put it in reverse.(driveway is down hill incline) My mirrors point to the sky. Today I backed out and stopped at the top before entering the street, luckily. Put a couple of thing away from my pockets. Still in reverse with clutch in and brake on. After I get settled, I start to roll out add a little clutch and thump I come to a stop...wtf! Hit it right in the side. Looked like a Honda accord or something, idk, idgaf. I pulled forward got out and looked at the side of her car and not a mark. Then I chewed her out for blocking a driveway in the first place. Omg, see what happened when Oprah retired, these fuck wits have nothing to do now.

 

I've been in a few Uber's in LA where I thought I was going to die haha. But then some are really good. It's really hit or miss. But ya I have been noticing them getting really bad more often

 

hey Mike, can you send me that link for the bed rack in the turd section? please and thank you

 

hahah remember the lyft driver on the way to the tater tot fest? I bet he had a machete under his seat for real. LOL

 

haha yeah this driver told us his whole life story, about how he was called lil Cochino and got jumped n shit and was gangster back in the day, talking about machetes and sawed off shotguns. It was funny for a bit... then I really wanted to get out of the car hahaha

 

Holy shit I forgot about that guy! That was a damn trip.