New England B.S. Thread

Finding a mate is not worth it! My girlfriend is moving in to my house tonight until the 12th and I'm freaking out. She sold her house which closes tomorrow, and her new house closing isn't until the 12th. I don't care how many BJ's I get outta this deal, it is not worth it. I shoulda dumped her last month.

 

Dang man. Those are some strong words right there.

 

I'm mostly kidding. Mostly.

 

nah. i have prospects

sounds like you guys are ready to take the next step hehe

 

I'm sure there are a bunch of peeps lining up to get a "shot" with you. I'm sure. And don't try to deny that or play it off like there isn't.

 

Morning all. Day from hell #2 today. Seems like every frigging call is a problem, and there's not enough time between calls for me to actually solve any of them. WTF. The only reason I had time to type this is because I'm sitting on hold with a warehouse while they try to figure out how they screwed up order #xxxxxx

 

Hahahahaha I literally just LOL'd on that one and I'm in a public place so now everyone is looking at me like I'm crazy or something

 

i can't stop watching your signature

 

Me either. I've known I don't want kids for pretty much my entire life.

I think living alone is fantastic. The possibility of having another person around all the time is not super appealing to me at this point. Maybe eventually I'll think differently.

 

I've heard the older we get the more stuck in our ways, and it becomes more difficult to live with other people

But I hear you, I love living alone

 

Yeah that's what I was thinking but it really wouldn't be fair to dump her while she is homeless. OH, you probabaly meant something else!! LOLOLOL

 

Bahahhahahhahha

 

The hardest thing at my age is that anyone I get close with now has the potential to be the person I see the end with. Kinda puts a different perspective on it when you ask youself if you'd be willing to wipe this persons butt someday.

 

There's probably some truth to that. I feel like it won't be as acceptable to be alone in another 10, 15, 20 years, but I'm already pretty set in my ways and don't really want to change.

My favorite thing is how easy it is to keep the house clean. A messy person would make it about five minutes with me.

 

Sounds like kids would be a perfect fit for your lifestyle

 

Make enough money to hire a professional ass wiper

 

In that case I'd rather die alone or hire someone to do her ass wiping.

 

Neither could I when I saw it. That's sort of why I stuck it there.

 

I would like to believe it is the same guy as in @Unchained 5150 's signature and then it becomes even funnier.