Orange County CAF's: up to no good

Them church girls are no angels either

 

I've heard it's best to find a girl outside Cali (like Nevada or AZ) but the problem when you move 'em here, they turn into a kid at the candy store and go off the rails.

 

^ true dat !

 

You mean hoebag ?

 

Umm, that makes 'em angels in my book.

 

Tried that with a girl from Alaska. Yup they go crazy. Shipped her back home.

 

A little weights not bad. Some thickness is good

 

First you go crazy. They have no friends here, no family, nothing. So they are by your side 24/7. Then once you get them a car and they start getting around on their own, they get a taste of freedom and then the hook up with your cousin. Yup the next week she had a plane ticket back to Alaska.

 

Indeed, but careful how you word it ... I once told a gf she could play for the Raiders with those thighs. She.Got.Mad.

 

That's why I said a little weight. And some thickness haha. There's definitely a fine line between the two haha

 

A little weight helps even out that Tacoma lean...

 

Fify

 

Only rule. Be able to fit in my small caged truck with race seats.

 

that was very detailed.

 

Never date a MotoHoe!

 

You need to be moar pc... sti's nowadays !

You shouldn't of had to pay, but if you did, you got off cheap !

... or tell her to get the cheat-pete (er) to pay