AZ BS Thread 4²0

I've been married 7.6 years, no kids... I understand, it's hard thinking about losing that freedom... but we'll have kids eventually.

 

Your little family is great mang.

 

I wouldn't trade my kids for all the tea in China. Even on their worst days. They make life a blast. But, to each their own.

But, I have to ask:

What in the Hell is up with guys going to baby showers? I love my wife, I would step in front of a bus for her in a heartbeat. But when it came time for her baby shower, I was all, "Okay, honey, you're on your own, I'm going to the range for the day. Have fun! Buh-bye!" I couldn't even fathom going to someone else's baby shower. That would be like having my eyelids cut off with nail clippers.

 

Don't wait too long you two....

 

So, hope yalls day is as good as mine....

 

I hear ya. Idk, I guess it's a thing now. Hoping that we just drink beer and laugh at people.

 

The first one I went to was all guys "Dadchelorette Party" and we hung out by the pool, drank beer, smoked ribs.

The second one was at a grimaldis and seemed more like a graduation party, except not as "congratulatory"

 

This is the other angle.

 

Damn, I wonder what those would look like on quicksand?

 

When you made plans with your girl to go back to your home state to watch a once in a lifetime celestial event, only to find out in a terribly shitty way she has been banging other dudes behind your back with 10 days left before your trip...


At least we weren't supposed to be on the same flights and I have all MY travel plans figured out since I'm staying with family/friends. Ah well, don't need her to have fun.

 

Damn. I don't like em on quicksand.

 

Take her with, do her ass to mouth, then just leave her there.

 

So does that mean we can find out where you live now?

 

Good choice. I don't think we could handle you and a mini you.

 

I see what you did there. Guess that does open up some free time in my schedule...

I'm just glad the shoe didn't drop while on the trip because THAT would make things a bit awkward.

 

Lava Tube, Flagstaff this Sunday(8/13)

 

Oh man. That looks cool.

 

The lava tubes are awesome. Whats the plan for that? I might run it by my girlfriend and see if she wants to go again.