Why do people lie about what they paid for a third gen? ... mostly BS thread

You've seen the brochure then? The wheels are actually 20x12's with 30" low profile mud terrains.

 

LMFAO.

 

Best marketing scheme ever.

BTW, that reminds me, I have the sweaty balls smell in my truck after last weekend's camping and wheeling trip so I need to get some febreeze.

 

This humidity and the Florida heat makes grundle funk easy to achieve.

 

I think we have derailed the derailment of this already derailed thread.

 

I just stepped back into this thread and immediately need to shower again. It's even more humid in here. It's like nick nolte and Gary busey were doing squats in a closet. Wtf guys.

 

Groupies would be nicknamed the "taints" because they ain't the wives or the girlfriends.

 

That's some funny shit right there.

 

It's true. I thought the same thing.

 

Gonna have to design the TRD Taint Crawler now...

 

Nah, just a twisted soul with an appreciation for fucked up shit.

 

Are you drunk? You sound like a drunk emotional friend. You're gonna make me emotional.

 

Don't forget the oral locker.

 

And pull out assist...

 

I was quoted $31,684.49 after Military discount. They said on phone I could do military discount, but when I got there the story changed into I couldn't. I believe it was an honest mistake though. Did I get the impossible awesome deal that makes me a liar?

 

Factory roof rack will look like something out of a back alley sex shop with stainless steel spikes everywhere. Seats are upholstered in the finest black latex, and the doors are lined with clippings from old porn mags, somewhat like the door of Billy Madisons port-o-potty.

 

Try to stay on topic dude.

 

L M F A O!!!!

 

I'm one of those guys who frowns on pull out assist. Nothing can replace good old experience.

 

Depends on the hole you're in and the level of protection available.