Why do people lie about what they paid for a third gen? ... mostly BS thread

I discovered something new recently. Brazilian Fart Porn. Google it.

 

My google rating is screwed. Its full of Carlie Jo nude searches and things like that.

 

Hahahahahaha, I just throw soiled ones out so I don't get yelled at on laundry day.

 

Soiled female underwear are exceptionally more nasty than any male underwear simply because soiled undies is considered an acceptable practice on the male's part and chicks should always be clean.

 

Sounds like a late night Cinemax B flick starring Harry Hamlin, Shannon Tweed, and Billy Zane.

 

So you're famously infamous?

 

Fuck that, Goodwill has that shit for like 10 pairs for $1.

 

Someone needs to advise the south florida goodwills of said stain policies. I've seen fully goomised pairs of lady undies in the 10 for $1 bin there.

 

You make a valid point. I'm going to make that a part of my campaign policy for 2020.

1. No dried goomis flakes
2. Deport all fucktards
3. Put up a half assed bard wire fence around Rhode Island because it's neither a road or an island and therefore deserves to be partially isolated. (I'll have Pam Anderson dressed as Barb Wire supervising the construction of said fence)
4. Ban the use of 4Lo on hardpacked dirt roads
5. Mandate Topless Thursdays at all businesses.

Should get me some constituents...

 

Jeep owners will be pissed about #4

 

You're debauchery is not considered fucktardism. Fucktardism is generally the aftermath of severe snowflake syndrome and general disregard for the reality of shit ain't free.

 

Urban dictionary can be updated by users I believe.

 

That, my friend, is fucking genius.

 

Hahahahahaha. There's a couple of signature moves in naked twister that you may not be aware of. These are some of the most difficult positions to achieve, but are highly rewarding when accomplished.

1. The Spartan - Achieved when the male's crotch is positioned above the female's head allowing the male parts to rest on the female's head forming a Spartan Warrior's helmet of sorts.
2. The French Dip - Similar positioning to the spartan except the female is facing the male parts allowing for a forced tea bag.

Only upon completing these difficult moves can one become a true twister sensei.

 

LMFAO