50+ thread

I've never met her. BTW, 60 is a very unique name.

 

I feel 30 riding this................

 

For me, only if it was downhill,,, both ways.

 

@JimNH , @Taco-Grinder , @Blkvoodoo , @coma toy , @Lurkin Along with all the FNG's and JAFO's

The 50’s Plus Thread Entrance Test.

This test will be administered upon entrance your request to enter the club house , yes girls are allowed here and we have a few mind your manners or expect a Gibbs Smack if you do not know what that is go here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCsGCpeoOJ0

Now to the test:

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully!
   
   
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?!
   
   
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn?
   
   
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu!
   
   
5. Goat Porn?
   
   
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices!
   

Be prepared for your wallet to be empty if you ask an opinion question on what to buy regardless of whatever the item is you will get the most expensive option! You will also find yourself buying things you did not know you wanted till you see it here.

Please have on your big boy/girl pants there is no safe space here so bring your sense of humor and dive right in we have a pretty good crew in here.

Things that you will see discussed here Guns, Knives, Cooking, Dogs, Cats, Hot Rods, Home repair, Truck repair, Camper Repair, Self repair ie medical issues, Work issues and more think a typical coffee shop discussion :}

Above all else we have fun and poke fun at each other so enjoy !!

Oh and any member may add or subtract to this memo and do not be surprised by a poll being put up about ..pretty much anything the OP Is several degrees off plumb …:}



Cypher

 

Umm you might want to call the police looks like someone stole your motor !!!

Cypher

 

Yeup. We have a few in here.
Watch out for grumpy ass Chris.. Lol

I've been accused of being one but I deny it vigorously.

 

THIS NEEDS TO BE A STICKY

 

1) mustard onion chili slaw

2) I don't eat that crap, old and fat don't need it don't want it

3) Kubota with loader

4) see avitar

5) leave that to the neighbors

6) Coffee. Neat

 

I also quit towing because of the MDT boards , with being on radio especially auto club you could cheat the system saving yourself time between calls . I used to hate trying to show I'm 97 " on scene" with the MDT system as I would be a few min away still . Dispatch would type back to me that the member doesn't see me at their location

One time I was written up by auto club and by my ICS mgr for trying to cheat using the MDT

the new Qualcomm systems installed in trucks now is like Big Brother watching your every move . Like you mentioned it tracks idling time and locations parked . I had a friend of mine who worked for CRST trucking and he was caught over speeding " to high rpm " by both the Qualcomm and by a mechanic during a 90 day BIT

Big Brother is watching , you've gotta watch your back now if you're a commercial driver

 

• What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully!
  • Ketchup, extra casings and extra-extra finely ground chicken lips
• What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?!
  • I prefer a direct sucrose IV drip (can be hidden easily in a hydration pack)
• What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn?
  • fire hose and/or home-made pepper spray
• Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu!
  • Then what other use for them is there???
• Goat Porn?
  • depends on the amount and type of alcohol consumed
• Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices!
  • How is it being administered? Oral, IV, or colonic?

 

Mornin Everyone

0923 hrs and looking like another awesome day here in the High Desert

If time permits today I'm headed over to the car show in the Camaro today !!

 

The 50’s Plus Thread Entrance Test.

1. On a hot dog, mustard, relish and peppers. Catchup has no right being on a dog.

2. Snake Cake, Little Debbie

3.Remove younglings from yard you can use a potato cannon.

4.Dog or Cat I have to say both cause we have both.

5.Goat Porn, the only Porn I need to see is between my wife and I.

6.Coffee or tea? Coffee, strong, so strong that when you pee it smells lIke fresh brewed Folgers.

My wallet is already on light side because of this site. Lift is next and my wife is ok with it.
Life can't get much better when you have loving wife.

 

Military Veterans check this out , new program being offered ...

Army, Air Force and Navy exchanges will start allowing all honorably discharged veterans to shop online, (think Amazon, but only cheaper with no

taxes.) The target start date is Veterans Day, November 11, 2017 but you must register first. Registration begins June 1, 2017. You must call

1-844-868-8672 after June 1 to register.



SEND THIS TO ALL OF YOUR VETERAN FRIENDS AND RELATIVES



Here is the site with more information:

https://www.defense.gov/News/Article/Article/1049558/dod-opens-online-exchange-shopping-to-veterans

 

Well your first answer almost got you :


But the rest of your answers were pretty much on point ! LOL So as long as the OP agrees @CVYota you can stay lol :}

As for your coffee answer well IV Is what most of us go with but if you post this :



You will get most of the coffee drinker's attention :}

Cypher

 

Your first answer got you in ! Welcome as long as @CVYota has had his meds recently well you should be able to stay ... :}



Cypher

 

You as well first answer gets you in :} @CVYota is the op so with luck one of his babysitters will let him out of his restraints today sometime to say hey lol
as for seeing the avatar well:


Is my opinion :} .. Sorry @US Marine and other servants to cats :} LOL

Cypher

 

OK someone edit it for the stick I forgot BACON I know I know how could but damn It they were delivering my new washer and dryer so was doing the memo on the fly yippee I get to do sigh but at least it won't take all damn day!

Cypher

 

The Exchange is a shadow of what it used to be. With that said I still get a few things there online at shopmyexchange being retired Navy. Not really any savings what I end up doing is looking on line and make them do a price match if it is a place I've never shopped before or they have bad reviews. It is great what they are doing but anymore not many good deals. I look at the closeouts mainly for something I am after. They don't even send out any discount codes anymore like they used to. Used to be able to shop at a lot of other stores through them with good discounts even that is down to only a few any more and the discounts aren't so great either.

 

No, you have to earn the downhills

Perfect

You need to find @MQQSE at the back of the room