Why do people lie about what they paid for a third gen? ... mostly BS thread

We are very interested in getting details about your ballsack.

 

Aren't you married? How do you get away with these things?

 

I've wondered about that. My dbl cab 4x4 gets like 17 mpg driving normally mostly city. I don't see how some people are getting like 10 mpg mpre than that with the same setup.

 

My dog has a coin purse. Not my decision.

 

Thank you for the detailed description. A lot of folks will respond with, "Hanging low", but you went the extra mile. You are a great man!

 

You should use plasti dip. That way you can change color any time and if you don't like it, just peel it off.

Also, this helps in the winter

 

Why's Navy gotta be #4?

 

He said no particular order.

If she would have been wearing an Air Force shirt he would have said Air Force first.
If she was wearing an Army shirt, then Army would have been first.
If she would have been wearing nothing at all, well, then "seamen" would have been first.

 

There were no fucking numbers on the list. Fuck.

 

That was fucking hilarious. Thank you.

 

No problem.
After about 4 bottles of Not your fathers root beer, crazy things go through my mind.

 

Is this available in extra small, asking for a friend.

 

Yes, and if you leave it in a hot dryer for a while you can get it to shrink even further. Works great for me... I mean my friend.

 

The dealer always wins. It just depends on how bad they want to screw you over

 

Lulz

 

I just use a maxi pad, stays in place

 

There was a guy in my squadron, he was a Yeoman so he was not an Airman and his name was Steven Staynes. We use to die laughing every time muster was called and his name came up as Seaman Staynes.

 

35 pages about lies...DAFUQ?

 

And the new 2018 SR5 TRD Semi-Pro that's going to be available in 2020. It's the Jackie Moon edition.