New England B.S. Thread

lol I work 2 to 10pm plus the 2 hour drive to North Conway

 

He's about to be on a 30 minute colon cleanse diet...

 

These noodles are better/thicker than the typical Ramen noodles.

Nah. I've eaten these several times with no issue.

 

Live Free, Then Die.... as I like to say

 

So you're only eating things that you find growing in the wild, or that you chase down and kill with a crudely-made spear?

 

That, and anything found a Trader Joe's or Whole Foods

 

Maybe whole foods still does ramen Tuesday
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/store/event/ramen-tuesday

 

No, that's the yuppie hipster diet.

 

Maybe that's why I feel out of place there.

I'm still trying to figure out how to order a coffee at Starbucks

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_PzfpKLYU

 

Exactly.

Next time I'm there, I'm going to order something with a random Italian number and see what size I get.

 

Pretty much. The footnotes are no sugar, dairy or grains.

 

Hope you like black coffee

 

I don't have to order anymore, the lady behind the counter knows my order. All she asks me is 'hot or iced today?'

 

So its inherently low carb?

 

That's me with Honey Dew.

 

Keep 'em coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA

 

How so? Granted we don't do strict Paleo, more like quasi but it's awesome imo.

Eat a shitload of meats and fats: check!
Make awesome grilled veggies pretty much every day: check!

What's not to like? Basically don't eat anything processed, pretty simple.

( Full disclosure I didn't eat that many starches before. And I don't like potatos so cutting those out was easy...)

 

I can't live without pasta. I'd fail at that diet.

 

Did anyone do the Tough Mudder this weekend?