Work Restroom Etiquette

I work construction and in one of the office buildings I worked on we had just finished the final clean someone that was working on a different floor came down to use the bathroom - bastard must have gotten lost or been pissed off because he found an empty office not 75 feet from the bathroom and took a shit right on the brand new carpet. Stuck up the entire floor that was a weird one to have someone come up to me telling me someone "Shit in the corner!"

 

What a dirty lame asshole............no paper, couldna wiped. Oh, wait, musta been one of them folks who use their hand to wipe and couldn't find a hole in the floor to squat over. Still, dig a fuckin hole and shit outside. People who wipe with their hand shouldn't care about privacy because wiping with your hand by choice is bad enough as it is. Why worry if someone sees you shit if that's the case. Might as well just take it a step further and just shit your pants since that wouldn't be any more embarrassing than wiping with your hand. Ftard shit for sure.

 

If I would have seen the guy do this he would have gotten the potty training puppy treatment - wiped his nose in it and whipped him with a newspaper

 

How about beating him upside the head with one of those things on the floor he shit on? Doesn't deserve the nice puppy training method.

 

Hahah nothing like a wooden door frame to the head!

 

We used to have the mad shitter on a job i was on in Atl. We would do final management acceptance turn over and every damn time a in a random unit in each building a HUGE pile of shit.....

 

I was worried more guys were going to come in lol

 

I work at a bar, and drunks do more damage to the bathrooms then the staff ever could. What's even more amazing is that the damage rarely if ever involves one or two. In the men's room, it's inevitable that some of the used beer won't make it into the toilet or urinal and end up ON the toilet or urinal or on the floor. Thank God nobody has taken a dump anyplace but the toilets. In the bar business, people peeing outside the bathrooms is a whole separate issue, and I would rather they pee on the floor in the bathroom than in an employees only area that obviously isn't a bathroom.

This story DID NOT happen at the bar where I work, but rather I heard it last night from an Uber driver who used to moonlight as a bouncer at ANOTHER bar in Doylestown. A young woman climbed on top of a pedestal sink, squatted, and attempted to relieve herself. From what the ex-bouncer described, this girl was quite attractive and not overweight. The sink still couldn't support her weight, and it collapsed. The shattered porcelain sliced this girl's leg open, and before the bouncer or any other staff knew what happened, this girl ran out the front door leaving a massive trail of blood behind her...

In my experience, it seems that human waste outside of toilets and urinals is the only thing that doesn't happen. Stall doors get ripped off hinges, plastic commercial toilet seats have been splintered, dispensers of soap, paper towels, and toilet paper get ripped out (and the toilet paper dispensers are bolted into the concrete wall). Drunks are able to do stuff that no sober person could do.

It's like drunks know that bathrooms don't have cameras and that they'll never get caught, and I've pretty much gotten used to it, but it still amazes me what drunks are able to destroy...

 

One time someone stunk up the men's bathroom at the bar where I work, but at least had the courtesy to flush and leave no evidence beyond the noxious smell. My boss blamed it on me because we were closed at the time and I was the only guy there, and somehow I convinced her that this was the one time I probably was not responsible.

 

When I was in 8th grade, someone took a dump in one of the boy's room urinals... That's NEVER happened at the bar where I work that I'm aware of, even on Thanksgiving Eve.

 

Jeebus

 

Just learned from our armed security that someone has taken to pooping in the stairwells at night.

They are not happy.

I think they're going to shoot the shitter.

I hope it's someone we won't miss.

 

You gotta be shitting me!

 

Age old question: wipe forward or backward. Annnnnd go.

 

and crumple or fold...?

 

Gotta crumple. The nooks and crannies clean better.

 

Butt wipes with witch hazel and aloe. Backwards forwards and side to side

 

HAHA!! That happened to our big boss YESTERDAY! Pops into the restroom between meetings to piss, starts pissing, and then the weight of his phones (work and personal) pulls his pants down to the floor. He curses...but can't do anything about it because he's mid-stream. Nothing like having your $500 suit pants hitting the piss-stained floor to make your day cheery and bright.

As for the old man - dunno what to say other than suspect alcohol/prostate/Alzheimer's.