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Work Restroom Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Loco38SUP, Apr 29, 2016.

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  1. Aug 24, 2017 at 5:39 AM
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    Jibbs "When in doubt, throttle out!"

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    Nah its probably more that old people just don't give a fuck. You want to see some shit, go to a YMCA lockerroom at about 5am
     
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  2. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:02 PM
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  3. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:04 PM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Clean shit...AKA The Teflon Shit
     
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  4. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:05 PM
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    Those are the best!
     
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  5. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:05 PM
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    Ive had a turd "span the pipe" and refuse to go down. The tp did though. Could be your culprit.
     
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  6. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:06 PM
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    :laugh:
     
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  7. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:07 PM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Had that happen. Strong turd too. It took the plunger to convince it to go down.
     
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  8. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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    Don't ya having to use the damn pointy end?
     
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  9. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:10 PM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Of the plunger? Lawd No!. I beat that poo into submission!
     
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  10. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:11 PM
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:12 PM
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    One of our studio executives was using the downstairs bathroom and walked in on a mail room employee master bating into the urinal

    Be interesting what happens ...
     
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  12. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:13 PM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Just now!?!?
     
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  13. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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    It happened this morning .....10 am or so PST
     
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    I hope you let the poor guy finish...
     
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  15. Aug 24, 2017 at 12:16 PM
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    i work in a federal installation...aircraft maintenance and operations hangar. I have a coworker that hits the stall every morning like clock work, we tease him that his ol lady will not allow him to take a dump at the house...she has his balls in a jar in the kitchen. Anyways, he blows it up....somehow, he manages to get sh*t up on the back of the bowl or even on the inner rim.

    I have a pic somewhere, but 2 different occasions, i've gone into our Men's room and gone to the big Handicapped stall...lots of room...and there was an empty pack of Nutter Butters sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser and on a second occasion...there was a hot dog with a bit missing...no bun....just a cooked hot dog sitting there... Never figured out who that was.

    Screenshot_20170824-144813.jpg
     
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Well you know what they say...

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    This thread is pure gold.....oh wait.....that doesn't sound right in this thread. o_O
     
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    I work for one of the largest manufacturing companies in the world. And for what we specialize in we are the largest.
    One of our Maintenance guys had to remove one of the toilets a couple years back to reseal it to the floor. While he had it
    sitting out on the floor a few feet in front of the stall he got another call on his radio. He had to leave and was gone maybe 15-20 minutes.
    When he returned someone had dropped a deuce in it was while sitting in the middle of the floor.
    Ya wanna know what makes it even worse?? It was in the Women's restroom. :D
     
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    I am sure people do it in the stall always

    But to masterbate in urinal at the office ....
     
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