So this crazy lady cut me off (happy ending)

Probably a warning. I don't care as long as she was inconvenienced and late to wherever she was going.

I just told them what happened.

 

Thats just awesome

 

Man thats was my mom! NO thats is cool.

 

That is too cool. Drivers are way too aggressive here. Oh wait, I have had my moments, but I won't cut someone off. At least that didn't deserve it. LOL

 

Sweet!!

 

One time I saw this dumbass b!@#$ going in and out of cars and a few miles up the road she had hit someone. I rolled down the window and laughed at her. But good job I would have done the same, plus you got to see her get pulled I know you must have felt pretty happy.

 

Hehe it was pretty sweet.

 

Why do you people do stupid shit in the age of the cell phone?

Years ago, I was at a light in my broke ass little Honda Accord. There was a milk truck next to me. I accelerated to get in from of him to get on the highway. He did not like that very much and came after me in his STOCK milk truck..not really built for a high speed pursuit (nor was my broke ass Honda). Anyway, I get on the highway and look in the rearview mirror and this guy is moving through traffic like Dale Jr. on crack. He gets up next to me, I smile and he PULLS A GUN!!! The pax side door was one of those that slid back and it was open all the way. I slow down, get behind him and start writing down info about his truck. The guy might as well have been driving a truck that said "I am a weapons grade retard and you know who I work for so the cops won't have to do much cop stuff to find me and my gun."

He slows down and pulls up on the pax side of my car and waves the gun again. I show him what I wrote down, and then show him my cell phone (which was a BAG phone!!...I am old school like that.) I smile, flip him off, and get off the highway and make the call (at $5.00 a minute or some shit like that.) Cops get all the info and are waiting for his dumbass when he rolls into the lot. Word has it they are waiting with guns drawn, behind their doors and all the other cop moves. The guy must have thought for just one second to bust through and go down in a hail of bullets...milkman style....screaming LOW FAT BITCHES!!!!!!!

Anyway, they haul his dumbass out, ask about the gun, he denies having one and then looks at his boss, who is already filling out the paperwork to fire his ass, and the boss says "Yeah...look in the truck." Low and behold...they pull the gat out, cuff the guy and off he goes.

I go down to the station to file official charges and the cop ask me what kind of gun I saw. I told him "This may sound weird but, it was a Government Issue, Model 1911 .45 caliber." The guys asks if I know guns, tell him a little bit and he pulls the gun out. He throws it to me....it is a MF'ing PLASTIC GUN!!! There is another cop with him and he says "what does that gun say on the slide" "Model 1911, Gov't Issue .45 cal!" The cop says "there is ZERO doubt you saw him pull that gun and if he would have pulled it on me, I would dropped him where he stood."

Fast forward to court date. Guy gets a third class misdimeanor and a tiny ass little fine. I get an apology....

I got mine in the end...he got canned from a decent paying job.

 

911 is for emergencies....

*(480) 312-5000 is for Non-Emergency


*Make note of it so you don't tie up the line for people that really have an emergency.

 

Man, you mean they still enforce traffic laws in other states? That must be nice. In California it is pretty much like driving in the third world these days (actually, I've driven well over 1,000 miles in Mexico, and felt far safer there). Drivers are either cluless or aggro, and usually both. In the last 7 years of commuting the same route to work every day, which is full of insane bitches merging through I-5, 99, 50 and Bus. 80 within about 3 miles, I have only seen the CHP like twice. I am not lying. I am always looking for them, wondering where my tax dollars are, so when I saw them I was amazed. California's budget could be in the black if they handed out tickets in this area. Every day I see massive Dodge Rams (empty shiney ones, as usual) and Mercedes (both gangstas and WASPs) and ricers barreling into this area at 80 mph, cell phones in hand, and every day it is the same: total logjam, sea of brake lights, always the same in exactly the same spot. They could preprint the tickets: excessive speed, wreckless driving, not using hands-free cell. Nobody else lets anyone else in. I guess they all think they are special.

/rant.

 

If anyone ever pointed anything resembling a gun at me (like that guy did to you), mine's gonna fly out for sure. Funny story though!

 

I was on my motorcycle the other day, and I had some crazy skank and her boyfriend in a Grand Prix ride my ass, and then come whipping around me swerving towards me. She then cut me off, so I flipped her off and then she slammed on her brakes. I wish I could have called the cops, but it's tuff on a bike. I wanted to follow them home and beat some ass, but I decided to let it go. When people act like that towards motorcycles it really gets under my skin. So you're in a hurry, big fucking deal, I'm trying to stay alive and enjoy the ride you bitch!

 

Gun laws were different back then...and no concealed carry in Ohio at the time.


AZ...yeah, would pull out the XD .45 and let her sing.