Orange County CAF's: up to no good

He should just ask for a light bar on his truck!

 

I have to go to the school. And they already have enough bike units. I have to wait. I don't have enough seniority yet.

 

Don't hold your breath lol

 

Best thing I've heard from my father in law when talking about my wife and her brothers is "You never start a fight but you better always finish it or it will two fold when you get".

 

Does the Segway have sirens and flashing lights? Funny as fuck if it does. I would turn on both and hurry to the pisser and park it out front.

 

It comes in clutch when you get a call right before your shift ends. You can take care of it faster that way. But I absolutely hate it. Anything bike related I would have to go to the school.

 

It does have lights lol No sirens we just have to yell at people to move out of the way. Lol

 

how tall are you? I just imagine Brian riding on one of those.

 

do you make the siren sound

 

Forget seniority take one of those bike units! You deserve it.

School as in training?

 

I just pictured that!

 

5'9'' Not super short. But it does have a weight limit of 250lbs

 

Hell no! Lol

Yeah it's a three week course I have to take at the LAPD Academy. It's not easy, one of the guys said they have you go up those huge hills by Dodgers stadium. And one long ride from the school house to Santa Monica.

 

For some reason it just seems funnier to me to have a real tall guy riding one. You might as well embrace it and get some cool driving gloves and some mirror aviator shades and play the part up a bit.

 

That's not a bad idea. The more you own it the less funny it is, lol. I need to get some gloves without the fingers lol

 

Damn. That's kinda intense.

I had to call you guys today. There was a little old lady on her scooter stranded on the corner of 4th and hill baking in the sun.

 

https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Police-Helmet/dp/B01J86T40S

 

It's no joke, he also told me they have you run through a obstacle course with the bike. You have to pick the bike up and carry it through most of the course. Then the instructors at the firing range kick you off and you have to shoot from the ground with the bike on top of you. If you don't hit your targets youre done. You have to take the class again some other time.

That sucks, they helped her for sure. Believe it or not most of our calls are not criminal.

 

Maybe for Halloween or something lol