Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

There is no way I would ever pay somebody to tell me what I can and can't do on my property.




Well, anyone besides my wife.

 

Had a dude get forced into his house at gunpoint about two blocks up, stole a bunch of his shit. Neighbor across the street had someone take a drill gun to his front door trying to get in before he came and turned the light on and tried to catch them, they ran off. Wife's little Mom group reported 2 dudes walking around knocking on doors claiming an uber ride if the door is answered, otherwise hopping the back fence to try to get in. F man, gotta have security around here.

 

I've been to your place, you need more than a lamp you can yell through!

 

Yeah. Have actually been considering going with the Comcast security thing. But...comcast...

 

Y'all installing security lights and I'm just here vacuuming my patio.

 

Nm but this just happened

 

Cleaning it before you guys come visit.

 

I thought I was the only one who vacuumed outside.

 

My electric blower can be switched up so the nozzle fits on the output side and a bag attaches to the blower side. Great for vacuuming up leaves on my back patio. But it's acorn season and it won't work. Neither will my blower.

#whitepeopleproblemsforminorities

 

If you're not in your underwear this is all a sham

 

Squad.

 

Serape and sandals.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=waXUxhDCg3U

 

Yea When i bought my house it had 8x camera system installed and we've got 6 different lights out front. It's super well lit. Never had an issue

 

This dude is way more EAF than anyone in here. I bet he's dirtier than all y'all mall crawling posers.

 

I moved in next to the chief of police (former now). Crime free!

Lots of patrols in my neighborhood

 

I need a dorkel

 

I need to get a full camera system set up versus these things. If the Wifi drops I'm screwed.

 

Just put one of those "I DIAL 1911" signs on your door.