What I Do With My Taco is More Fun Than What You Do!

@ChadsPride likes my mom?

 

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ChadsPride's mom was liked by ChadsPride before @ChadsPride was born. You'll always be second class buddy.

 

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@ChadsPride + my mom = <3 4eva

Chad's mom is a Saint.

 

In my best Jeremy Clarkson voice:

It's told that;

He can like a post before you even write it.

On the moon the only thing the astronauts found were rocks and a small tag reading "I like this."

Toyota asked for his approval before putting the Tacoma into production.

All we really know is:

He's called @ChadsPride !

 

Written by @Benzdriver81 ♡


Even better, he can Like your posts before you even post them.
@ChadsPride liked the Most Interesting Man in the World before he was interesting.
@ChadsPride likes your posts faster than the speed of dark.
There are more @ChadsPride Likes than the total number of high-fives ever given.
The original, unedited translation of Genesis 1:1 is, "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth, and @ChadsPride liked it."
A Like from @ChadsPride was Patch Adam's inspiration to help children.
Every time @ChadsPride likes a post, a kitten is born and a good deed is done to a stranger.
Chuck Norris meditates to the sound of Morgan Freeman repeating the words "@ChadsPride likes this."
Mark Zuckerburg stole the "Like" idea from @ChadsPride.
The Great Depression actually occurred because @ChadsPride stopped liking the Stock Market exchanges to play a round of Disc Golf.
In fourteen hundred ninety-two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
A New World, he discovered, across the sea,
But Chad was there, and liked it already.
The Moon reads its favorite bedtime story, "Goodnight, Chad. I'm Fleepy AF," and counts its Likes before is falls asleep.
@ChadsPride Likes even have their own @ChadsPride Likes.
"Goosebumps" is medically defined as "The tingling sensations that one feels when receiving a @ChadsPride Like."
The final straw that started the Revolutionary War was England's @ChadsPride Like Tax.
@ChadsPride would hold the Guinness World Record for Number Of Likes Given, but officials haven't finished counting.
"Leadership's HID Stick" in an anagram for "ChadsPride Likes This," and so is
Slick Dipshit Headers
Leadership Shits Dick
and
I'd Track Sheepish Lids
10/10, @ChadsPride already liked this post

 

Shoulda landed in the bed woulda been cooler....

 

I need to get me that mom patch

 

@medic2230

 

Didn't mean to bastardize it, was just a general comment.

 

Ask and ye can receive.

Actually you're already signed up for it. You just need to pay.

 

She is a very nice lady, you better be a gentleman with her!

 

My skill level isn't quite there, but someday I'mma do that!

 

You guys are lame! I sleep with my Taco!

 

By my understanding of @ChadsPride, he likes all moms (and everything else for that matter)

 

My truck can sit out in a field too.

 

I too like to show my adventurous side when we go to watch fireworks or other outdoor events, and I jump the curb and park in the grass. I know it's illegal, but I'm a risk taker.

 

He use to before his like button got the ban hammer