Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

LMAO!!

 

sounds like you're around the corner from my friends in rancho don't remember exactly where they were but your neighbor hood sounds like theirs but they have a nice community pool club house thing (they did their wedding there) its a nice place aside from being disgustingly hot most of the time

 

Do you need a new vacuum after cleaning up your kids shit?

 

I'm 8 miles south of US50. So a ways from the original Rancho area. It's a new development and away from everything else. I'm closer to Wilton than I am to Rancho. Probably the same area, and yea it sounds hot, but so is the rest of the state nowadays lol

 

That's fucking nuts. I don't even pay half that!

 

I just got sent a listing this AM and the house is a fucking homerun!! I was so stoked to get more info.

Then read through the description and it's in an HOA. Fuck! There's only 8 houses in it.

 

Sonoma County broseph, why you think I'm about to move out of this money pit?

 

Yeah I don't want to live with an HOA either, but oh well. It could be worse.

 

Oh I get it. I grew up in the ritzy ass part of San Ramon. I think my parents pay double that for theirs. It's crazy. I could never. But then again, HOAs are all over the Bay Area

 

Nope! I keep my shop vac looking new.

Shop vac bags, and I filter that shit. Gonna hit it with some armor all later until I can see my nuts reflecting.

 

No pool, gym, or jerk off sessions either.

 

Gotta be careful with what you put your dick into.

 

my parents used to have a house in wilton (that newer development off of clay station road). They had an HOA but it was cheap and they maintained the horse trail in the neighborhood. Man, wish I could've bought that house when they short sold it, relatively cheap and huge property (well compared to the sizes down here in the bay).

 

anyone here black bass fish in the delta? If so, come with me one time show me what to do.

 

^ Do they have to be black?

 

I know some of you guys may be interested
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@LTDSC