Choccolocco Mountain ORV Park - 17SEP

scratch that pdf is a pain in the ass to draw on. so their classifications suck ass.

we camped just above the childrens playground kinda where groundhog, scetion B, and arsenal meet up.
we drove groundhog to scenic view.
we did scenic view to where it intersects with hardline hill, short cut, frizzle. @Acerwin attempted the portion of scenic view just past Nasty and couldn't get over it, almost rolled.
we turned off on fizzle
I believe we then did Baha down to Cooler Dumper and @Davtopgun and Andrew attempted it but didn't make it up
so we continued down baha and tried to do Iroc but had to turn around, can't remember why
We did Two Wheel Time then right on roll tide to get to hangman.
did left on hangman and followed it around to Gauntlet.
went to climb up Cherry bomb bypass and that's where @JimboAnz blew his rear diff, so me @HrBrad8 and @PvilleJohn said "no way" and went back up gauntlet to the intersection with buzzards loop/scenic view
we went back down buzzard's loop to meet them at the top of cherry bomb bypass to fix jimbos truck.
then we exited by doing buzzard's loop to chicken trail and rode chicken trail all the way to forney road.

I did all of the trails THAT I JUST SAID I DID in my truck with no locker, no HC, old front bumper. no winching required.

the classifications suck ass basically, you don't need a roll cage for black, and blue is where jimbo blew his ass end.

you'll have to ask @Sandman614 and @EddyRRT which trails they did the night I arrived that caused the damage to Tims truck.

 

Ah good times

 

ok technicality, "I did all of the trails that I just said I did"

 

That is the general idea I had going in my head...

 

Honestly, I'm really really damn surprised I remember that much...I think it was december last year? I'm amazed at myself.

 

How about something like this, should have some good views and be a different route for the you guys that have been there?
I bet most of that pond road will be quick and easy so we will have time for more.

 

you won't know till you get there. a black could be bad, could be easy. it looks like a good plan, but it could change once you get there.

 

chicken trail was a fun little trail, you have a pretty good drive to get back to your starting point off the main road according to your path. I thoroughly enjoyed going fast around that road to test out the kings for their first experience.

 

I was kinda banking on pond road being quick

 

I have no idea if it will be or not, since a lot of it is black. Since there is an alternate on it I have a feeling some of it gets hairy.

 

Oh shit...I just realized the highlighter makes it all backPond road is blue

 

oh haha! then yes it should be fine. I am curious about the alternate then. Like i said according to their classifications the park is harder than anything ever lol, but some are easier, some are harder than they say. I've obviously never been to that portion of the park so I can't speak for it. I will say it's a very UP and DOWN elevations park.

 

Haha I would have never remembered all that lol. I do remember cherry bomb and chicken trail though. Lol we were freezing our nuts off but it was fun haha.

 

I have no idea how I remembered, I hope it's accurate lol...I think it is.

and yes...it was freezing cold. Like AOP heat extreme but a complete 180 towards cold.

 

Attendee List updated.

 

cherry bomb kerplosion at about 5:00 I think

https://youtu.be/LzpB1wVOSYk

 

5:34 on the dot....still hurts just as bad as when it happened...

 

yep, but now I am regeared

 

Ed has a set of full skids wanting $550 shipped or $500 pickup. Great deal so someone jump on it.