If you had a bad day. may this cheer you up.

Thank you, OP! Still laughing.

An egg on the engine block.

 

silent but deadly eh!

 

I had a guy in high school fucking with me and other people.....he really liked Baby Ruth candy bars.....working in a grocery store after school, i decided to get one for him and modified it....carefully open one end and slid out the candy.....went outside when my dog had just crapped twos days before, i rolled up one of the turds and a piece of plastic paper....took that and rolled it in peanuts...melted some e-lax chocolate and covered it.......when dry, put it in Baby Ruth wrapper and slipped it into his jacket pocket.....he pulled it out in english class and chowed down with one big bite......the look on his face was priceless......

 

Holy shit is that fucked up. I love it

 

I lived in a house full of morons. Parties like you wouldn't believe. We had this "fatty patty" blowup doll as a party mascot one year, and after the festivities, the doll just sorta hung around. You wouldn't believe how startling a human figure in the dark is to a bunch of navy/marines. It would scare one guy, when he opened the pantry door for instance, so then he would tie it from the ceiling. Then then next guy who got caught off guard would hide it in the shower and so on and so on...
It was a nightmare, you never expected fatty patty or never knew where she would show up next.

One night I got bored, and inspired, and I wanted to scare the living fuck out of this guy Jordan. He had rigged the bathroom lights to a strobe fo funsies, and so I figured a little revenge was in order. So I took fatty patty and cut her right down the back...she was a plus size doll mind you... and I climbed right on in. I was inside a blowup doll. I waited in the strobe shower for Jordan to come home. There are a few shining moments in a persons life, and to see a shrieking naked jarhead run away when fatty patty became animated... well. It was glorious. I chased him and he totally fell down the stairs. Balls and all.

 

That is pretty fucked up. Not cool. That'll get someone sick.

 

Nice. Well done. Hilarious....

 

I put an oiled paper plate under a friend's Harley when I had the Yamaha.................HE put a pile of rice under mine LOL Fun stuff.

I ended up selling my truck and buying a 17 4Runner LTD . Too many issues with the new Tacoma for me. Still, enjoy reading this forum to see if Toyota is stepping up.

 

A friend and I did this to another friend's Land Rover when we were in our early 20's. We wrote something offensive on his license plate... horribly offensive, but I won't repeat.

His father came into town and switched vehicles with my friend because he was going to the mountains for the weekend and needed a 4X4. His father was pulled over for speeding, at which point, the police officer pointed out what we had done.

After I had forgotten about the prank, my friend caught me completely off guard. In his rage, he was throwing baseball sized rocks at me as I was running from him.

We are still friends to this day, and I still think about doing it again just to relive old memories.

 

Damn that's some funny shit man

 

That license plate idea is solid gold! Gonna have to try that one on a buddy at work...

I drew a dick on a scrap piece of paper and stuck it in the liner of a friends' hat. I just thought it would be a fun laugh when he finally found a cock in his hat. Texas is hot, he sweat. When we went to lunch, he took his hat off he had a veiny blue cock stamped on his forehead like a ratty prison tat!

My best friend joined the Marines about 6 months after I did, while he was at boot I mailed him an inflatable sex sheep. Shenanigans ensued.

When I was in the military and in the oil field it was always a worth a good laugh trapping someone in a porta-john while they're dropping a deuce. Ratchet-strapping the thing closed, spinning it so the door is up against a building or another john, or parking a truck or heavy equipment against the door was always fun. New hires and boots were always the best targets because they never expected it. We would also put anti-seize or pipe dope in fun places like hard hat liners or under door handles.

 

Some solid pranks in here. I would like to point out it's been 24 hours now and no texts from dave. So as far as we know still on.

 

poor dave

 

One of my current co-workers gets creative. He's done the zip tied driveline, and even did a mcguyver mod to a guys car here that had a note that said "IM GAY HONK!" taped above the bumper flapped upwards with a string taped to the tire so that note was hidden and when dude pulled out the string pulled the note down to hang under the bumper so everyone could read it.

Heres another good one, if someone has stock wheels or any wheel with a large center cap, pop that bitch off and toss a couple lug nuts in there. its sounds like the cars gonna explode and is harder than hell to track down for most people.

When I worked where i did the remote mouse, a coworker had an sti with the big wing. It started when one of us bought a single black plastic crow and double sided taped it to the wing. When he came in with the bird like who the fuck did this. We knew we were onto something, so we bought like 40 of them. Everyday until we ran out we increasingly added birds, took pics and emailed him from a google address messages like. You kill one of us 2 return / Where theres 3 crows theres 4 / crows dont die they multiply. At one point there were like 20 birds on the wing. wish we had the pics still.

 

Remind me to never park near you when I visit

 

Just recently we've taken to making fail mugs. Anytime (so far only the below situation and the sprm lvr) are fail mugs but we make cafepress mugs with whatever fail image and send to the failee.

last week one of our guys rolled our brand new X3 in idaho on flat ground going like 10mph. So, yeah. fail mug image.

 

Gotta guy that does signs and graphics.. I think I would have taken it to the next level and have decorated the tailgate as well.

 

Never heard this one before, but i can only imagine the faces.

 

I have a Canon 24: roll printer that'll run vinyl, but the key is subtlety. Im really hoping to see this still on the truck Monday.

 

A coworker would put Tabasco sauce in my Mountain Dew cans when I wasn't looking. I would have to buy another one.

Same coworker cut a chunk out of the roll wheels on my work toolbox. I always would roll it around different departments. The chunks missing in the wheels would make such huge banging sounds when rolling.

I returned the favors by taking his heavy duty water resistant boots and filling them with water. Placed them in the freezer for the night and returned them before he came into work. Man those boots sure were water resistant from the inside too. Solid block of ice the next day.

Games stopped pretty quick after that.