Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Fuck! My wife would feed them everything and then I wouldn't be able to eat them.

 

Should have bought in Napa at your birth.

Have a lot of friends who spent $70k on a sprawling ranch house on an enormous lots decades ago and now have $2M of property. Jelly.

 

Just "take them for a walk" when they're about 200 lbs, and a few weeks before that start feeding them as many apples as they'll eat.

 

Same thing can be said about wives....

Yeah wine country is just as bad.

 

How do you potty train a pig?

 

@Holloman I'm checking with my FIL to see if he wants one.

Will not be for a pet, though. Can otherwise guarantee a great life in the Pig Taj Mahal he built.

Edit: as expected, not interested.

 

Diapers or clean up, you pick!

 

What's that about a "pig in shit" again?

 

Thanks for having some compassion Chris! Would take one if we owned our place or could even have a dog

 

Damnit fellas, all this talk of bacon and the damn cafeteria hasn't opened yet. I need coffee and bacon, stat! This kid is taking her sweet ass time.

 

First the dog, now a pig. How are you gonna explain to the wife bathing with a pig.

 

Yeah I would keep them but it's hard to keep pigs in the house when you have two dogs that are trained to hunt pigs

 

Good memory.

 

If the wife would get her way i would be picking one up today. Lol

 

I don't get it.

 

Pigs are great. I loved raising them.

Coincidentally they taste great also. Super smart, not much different than having a dog. Love them.

 

Yeah it looks like if we want something we are going to spend $900K. The damn down payment is the full cost of a similar home in WA or OR. FML

 

Could always buy on my side of the tracks and save $200k.

 

how'd you get that pic go @Gply i thought he only sent it to me

 

Come to find out, the damn cafeteria isn't open on Sundays. Le sigh...

Upshot, there is an In N Out across the street. Atleast I can grab a burger for lunch!

My wife is a trooper for being in labor this long. She has earned that damn push present. BTW, who the frack came up with that idiotic nonsense of an idea. A push present? I swear to Crom, I wanna strangle the f@%=er who keeps finding ways for women to want more jewelry.