AZ BS Thread 4²0

So at first when you see this guy your like shit it's a ginger version of @Rextinkleton93

And then you look at the full pic, and your like shit that is Kyle he just dyed his hair:

 

Damn that's a nice chair... top of the line.

Makes me want to trade in my current ride...
Will you give me a refund for your wife? I think she's a lemon








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As-is bro

 

No bumper to bumper warranty?

Last time I shop at your dealership...

 

Should of checked the chick-fax that was on file lesson learned I hope, and best of luck on our next purchase.

Also this was just a pre-owned sale not certified.

 

Oh I wish I didn't buy it over the internet. The interior is all torn up. Guess you got your use out of it before you put it on the lot.

 

Air bags were still in good condition, as well as the glove box, still in good working condition with minimal room like you would expect from a good box.

 

I'm waiting at the car wash. You guys are making this quite entertaining.

 

Speaking of car wash, how about the paint on this thing? Looks like it's a leather bag that was left outside too long. Everything is peeling, headlights are starting to droop and the tires are crusty.

Just not the quality I'd expect from you Erik. Your commercial with the inflatable dancer seemed so trust worthy.

I've got at least $10k in repairs to make before I can put it back on the market.

 

Sounds like your truck

 

Accurate

 

Chick-fax should be a real thing btw. Save men a lot of headaches.

 

Whorefax

35yo model, low miles, single owner, minor body damage from a tailgater, has slight seepage around the rear end,
other minor bodywork for cosmetic value!

 

The headlights are perfect still and point straight no issues.

And no bait and switch here, this is the sample you saw this is what you got.

 

40's seem do-able

 

It will work just fine.

 

Doesn't even need trimming. I knew I should've got the runner rather than the taco

 

Nothing that a little and creativity can't fix!

Didn't know that tire came on that size