Proof that a DCSB > DCLB

One time this hot chick I knew asked me to help her move cause she knew I had a tacoma. I didn’t really want to, so jokingly I said, I’ll help you move if you let me do anything I want to you first.

Well, let’s just say I’ll always be helping her move anytime she needs to

 

Unfortunately that doesn't help. I'm always getting called to move people.

 

I always feel like a major tool when I'm driving at the mall

 

At least they don't totally ignore you

 

90% of the mall is targeted towards women.

 

And another 9% is for kids

 

Real men shop wherever the hell they want to shop

 

Prob buy 90% of my shit on Amazon.

 

Yeah and then you feel like a doof because when you actually need to move something, you have no more bedspace than an avalanche.

 

My short bed is grower not a shower.

 

The wife's got big tits and a juicy ass. She wants to go to the mall? We go to the mall. I'm the "beneficiary" in the end....trust me.

As my dear grandfather used to say..."boy, the happier a woman is....the more nekk'd a woman gets".

 

Oh...and at 17' long it fits nicely in my 22' garage.

 

He was a smart man and so are you . You got it 100% correct ! I drop mine at the mall , I go to Vicky secrets with mine and help pick out what I wanna see . Then she buys me food . Then I get to see her treats . I’ll take the mall crawler there any day , it’s win win

 

What's a mall?

 

That’s why I need a 4x4 with locker , to make sure I get to the mall in the winter Duh

 

Shoulda got a long bed you would t need that