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Hmm which one


Or the Yellow Shorts

Cypher :}

 

No, Ive just had enough of stupidity. It happens every now and then.
Watching the pup with her new toy, My shoe.
Reminds me of my ol Heeler dog. We'd lose our shoes. Couldn't find them. Look all over. Where are my shoes???
They were always out in the yard.

 

I'm just messing with ya man.
I agree with you.
Flame on

 

That's a good one for your area.
I like this one for my location...

 

37 yr old USMC issued Woodland Camo BDU top , doesn't fit me that well anymore

 

For all the Dog Folks lol Found this in email back up I was moving over.

Not sure if this is the guy who wrote it or not. http://dan.drydog.com/patsyann/doghaiku.html

Cypher

> "Dog Haiku"
>
> I love my master;
> Thus I perfume myself with
> This long-rotten squirrel.
>
> I lie belly-up
> In the sunshine, happier than
> You ever will be
>
> Today I sniffed
> Many dog butts - I celebrate
> By kissing your face.
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Paperboy - come to kill us all -
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Meter reader - come to kill all -
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Garbage man - come to kill all -
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I lift my leg and
> Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
> Sniff this and weep.
>
> How do I love thee?
> The ways are numberless as
> My hairs on the rug.
>
> My human is home!
> I am so ecstatic I have
> Made a puddle.
>
> I hate my choke chain -
> Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
> Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
>
> Sleeping here, my chin
> On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
> Maybe catching cats.
>
> Look in my eyes and
> Deny it. No human could
> Love you as much I do.
>
> Dig under fence - why?
> Because it's there. Because it's
> There. Because it's there.
>
> I am your best friend,
> Now, always, and especially
> When you are eating.
>
> You may call them fleas,
> But they are far more - I call
> Them a vocation.
>
> My owners' mood is
> Romantic - I lie near their
> Feet. I blow a big one.

 

Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes

Zero liability voters are so much fun.

 

ROFLMAO.

 

LOL :}

Cypher

 

Yea trying to hide from Chuck ain't easy...

 

OK I will ask since no one else will why ? I dumped all of my stuff except heavy jackets and coveralls if I never wear camo again it will be too soon lol After I got out some stuff was kicking off around the world and friends of mine were busting my chops hey they might call you back in my response " They best send the marshals and send them heavy " lol kicking and screaming is the only why I would go back with the current rules and policies if not I would end up in Kansas pretty damn quick lol

Cypher

 

....so you'd think, yet some people still don't recognize shade on a solar panel and can't figure out why they have to run their generators so much.

 

Yea cause your fat

 

You're making too much money if you can by a new Stanley...

I still pack my 25 year old Stanley that's dented and scratched, yet holds hot coffee all day.

 

I decided to keep all of them , that's why !!
I've got all my old Dress uniforms like my Alpha , Bravo and Charlie's . Also have my Dress Blues and all of my Woodland Camo BDU's

In also wanting to join Semper Fi 1 , this is a US Marine burial detail at Riverside National Cemetary . So I will need to update my Dress Blues

 

Okay so I'll need to lose 50lbs to fit comfortably back into them

 

I bought it for my wife to have hot chocolate on cold days while camping.

 

I saved one set of bdu and dcu that are packed away in a trunk. Everything else I donated to the local Army-Navy store in El Cajon the day my retirement was effective.

 

Neither lol

 

Those are the best ones!