New England B.S. Thread

Two women's still crowded. I don't know how those mormons do it. Mine gets jealous if I even text another woman, let alone stick my tallywhacker in one.

 

Not if they don't know about each other...

EDIT: and you know how to "play the game"

 

Lol, even David Blaine couldn't pull off magic that strong for very long..

 

I need to sell my Glock 19. I want a new toy.

 

I'm really liking my new M&P, actually. Very accurate and it fits my hand like a glove.

 

Love mine.
Replaced a waterlogged Bakflip.

 

If it's a matter of storage space, I'd be happy to look after it for you for a while. Really, no trouble at all.

 

I asked my girlfriend that and she just looked very confused and then said "Uhm... nothing?" Then after I explained why I'm asking "Well if we're negotiating..."

So thanks guys. Now I'll have to actually do something!

 

Gotta find a girl like mine. She picked up a girl at the bar last weekend all on her own!

 

I guess your case/scenario is/was different, because she's your GF. Things tend to "change" a bit when you get married. Or at least they seem like they do/have.

 

Well that's something to look forward to then I guess...

 

A wise person once said to me, "why would you want to deal with two of them?" I have yet to come up with a good answer.

 

GF was talking to one of her friends the other about getting a maid so that she wouldn't have to do all the stuff around the house that she doesn't like, like dishes and laundry, cleaning, etc. I chimed in "and me!" and she punched me.

 

Did you get a black one? Black seems to fit the MGM color pretty well.

I'm going to wait and see if they come on sale around the holidays, and if not probably get on around the first of the year.

 

Yes, bunch of photos in my thread. Watch for a group buy, think I got 10% off.

 

That's your own fault. Once she said 'nothing', talking should have stopped at that point!