Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Happen to me once. Didn’t know till I went to take a piss and looked in the mirror

 

That was this past winter at MET.

 

Arrrgghh! if ye don't sail the red river, ye ain't no C dawg!

 

Really??


Pot callin' the kettle black and all that.....or kettle callin' the pot black!

 

No plans to sail the red river, in any form.

Did that once and my dick looked like it fucked a chicken to death.

Solid pass.

 

when it gets red, the lights go dead....can't see it, never happened.

 

but you did it. and that makes you a brother. a Blood Brother!

 

This thread makes me wanna shower.

 

hahaha.....forums. Where men can talk freely....a little too freely at times even. a man can only discuss Tacos for so long, thats where talks of doing the unspeakable come about. For those times, I am grateful, for day to day convo becomes boring lol.....Now this, THIS is interesting!

 

...just when i thought i was fitting in.....true, but i'm as warped as they come....not new to discussions of the bizarre and taboo....i was knighted in that dept. 20 years ago in the service

 

we can talk about sasquatches or beer goggle next day tales etc....

 

my old man is a vietnam navy vet....i learned how to cuss like a sailor by the age of fucking 5

 

Which in my experience is the perfect place for doing what we are talkin' about.

 

mine was a welder on the USS Samuel Gompers...supply n repair ship.... a floating resort of sorts from what i hear

 

of course she would but she might not of recognized me in a state car and think I was just some a hole flipping her the bird. I know this from experience. When people don't recognize the car or truck there like who the fuck was that.

 

Anyone interested in swapping my softtopper for a camper/bedrack?

Edit: ShortBed.

 

sissy la la. It just adds more lubrication. just jump in the shower problem solved.