Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I met this douche nozzle at a Veterans' event near St Cloud. Rolling deep with all the Vietnam stuff on his ride. Had a shit ton of stores too... but he never served in Nam. In fact, I have it on good authority he served a couple months basic training for the Guard and later when called to Active duty he went AWOL and got an Other Than Honorable discharge. When he was confronted by some other old timer he got all pissy and stormed off.

 

I've got into that few times with some so called combat vets. It doesn't end well for them. I always start off by asking what there job or mos was. Then I let them dig their own hole.

 

I have trouble figuring out when to pull the rug though

 

Right at the end when they are silent and you are cracking your smile. Then and only then should you say anything. Let them dig the hole jump in the casket and you just close the lid lol.

 

I am not a cat “hater”, but I cannot have one in my home. The hair and stench is too much for me. I was in a woman’s home several months ago and saw a weird babbling brook type water bowl on the ground. Eventually I saw the cat that drinks out of it. I couldn’t tell a cat lived there and let her know I was impressed. She said the cat needs the “running water” bowl or it will turn the kitchen sink faucet on and drink from that..without turning it off.

I’ve been in a few other homes of cat owners where I had to hold my breath and act like my eyes weren’t burning

 

Ha! We hae a fountain for the same reason! Our boy, Elliot loves to drink out of the bathroom sink. He can get the water on, but fails miserably at turning it off...

 

I thought this was a super rare thing because I’d never heard of it haha

 

Another of our cats has figured out lever handled doors...

 

We had a cat named Mogi. Mogi would play fetch, walk you to your car in the morning and back to the house in the evening. Most important, Mogi would use the toilet.. including flushing it.

More so every time I clean the litter box after our two retards.

 

If they weren’t so darn cute...

 

Emma. I’m not sure where she starts or ends.

 

The extra arm on your children?

 

Anticipating the move with two cats that haven't traveled before..... won't be as bad as the LA to SF move - 5 cats, dog, 3 large parrots. At least the little one doesn't make a peep but the big guy is a whiner.... and loud....

 

This is a real Emma lol. And sometime both ends smell the same lol.

 

My neighbors cat figure that out and can open their screen door.

 

My friend has two eclectic parrots and they are bad ass.

 

Four cats, cross country, 2000 miles from New Orleans to Yosemite. Only one has traveled before. The one I anticipated to be a problem, was quiet the whole way. One 'sang the song of her people' the whole way. What was odd was she was laying down calm and cute, toes tucked up under her. She just talked the whole way...

 

We bought our house from members of a cat worshipping cult (didn't find out til later). Got a good price, but it took a crap ton of work to get it liveable. I had to wear a respirator and tyvek suit the first several days inside. The carpet was... I actually don't even want to talk about it. Let's just say that getting rain on it didn't help things at all taking it to the dump. They had close to 30 cats in the house. Every sink drain was horrible and the appliances that came with the house were so gummed up with cat hair and piss... Yeah. It was a lot of work. I will vouch for Zinsser's B-I-N products. That paint is a miracle worker when it comes to blocking odors. I have a friend who is very allergic to animals and she has no problems in the house now.

 

My friends cat lays on his dash board all the time when they drive she likes the sun.