Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

You don't talk about fight club, and you don't admit to liking pumpkin spice ANYTHING!!!

Dude!!

 

Haha, Scottalot's a basic bitch.

Only thing pumpkin-y that I like is Shipyard Pumpkinhead, with a shot of Captain Morgan's added in.

 

FIFY

 

LOL

Thats true.

 

This description made me think of Kanye West
https://youtu.be/Jr_5yTNvIt4

 

I married my feminine side. She handles all that stuff for me.

 

An article by Ron Dicker.




Man Allegedly Scans Penis At Supermarket Checkout
Welcome to the gross-ery store.

By Ron Dicker

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A man was arrested after he allegedly placed his penis onto the checkout scanner at a Seattle supermarket, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.

Christian Fisher was charged with indecent exposure and assault.

According to the report, a security guard just beginning a shift at a Quality Food Center on June 22 noticed a female cashier reacting to something that Fisher had put on the self-checkout scanner. When the guard walked over, he saw the man’s “penis resting on top of the scanner.”

The suspect “was laughing and didn’t make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia,” the report notes.

The cashier corroborated the story, saying she was “disturbed and alarmed” by the man’s actions, the report says.

Fisher returned to the store hours later, got into a physical confrontation with employees, and then was turned back by the threat of pepper spray, the report noted. He later was spotted by cops sleeping a block away and apprehended.

 

Year. Old. News.

 

Meh, somebody hasn't seen it.

 

I found this to be quite good...

 

Octoberfest is the bomb. But it's not pumpkin-y.

 

closest thing Im getting to pumpkin flavor

 

I love autumn for all of the hearty beers that suddenly appear on the shelves. Octoberfests, dark ales, winter lagers, stouts....mmmmmm

Edit- And the cooler, crisper air. Smell of dried leaves. Being able to see the lake and the sunsets from my house again, running the woodstoves...

Hate it for the fact that after November 5th it's dark when I get out of work, though.

 

Did you spill any on your white fur Ugg boots?

Hey, anything you want to put in your body is fine. And apparently for you that might mean penis- go ahead and wave that rainbow freak flag high and wide! I'm proud of you!

 

I had that octoberfest at redlobster the last time we went and man I was impressed...

 

It's one of my favorites. I've got a 12 pack of it in the beer fridge right now.

Really it's a 9 pack at this point, though.

 

Same except Im down to 8

 

People actually eat at Red Lobster?

I havent been there since the 70's.

 

I was wondering too. I know last time I was there was circa 2004 but that’s because my dad liked it and where he wanted to go when he visited...

 

Never been to a Red Lobster. Around here if we want seafood we just buy it fresh (probably why the closest one is 4 hours away)
Reminds me of this, though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFH-y-gJn6w