AZ BS Thread 4²0

@Milota95 lol..

 

Own it, inform them that at least your fart (even though it isn't) smells like poopy and that their farts would probably smell like dck and i bet the guy who farted will admit ownership.

 

ABCO off Grand Ave.

Look for a Ferd with RTT in the lot.

 

alaskan tint company or something like that?

 

You could always do the sniff test...

 

I like to call it a welfare check

 

For those who need T Slot nuts and don't feel like ordering/waiting, this works just as well.

Start out with 1/4-20 Unistrut nuts and 1" fender washers like the first picture, snip off the plastic or the spring depending on which style you get.

Use some single stage glue, I prefer this Strong Stik stuff because it describes a part of me and it works really well without getting all over because it'a a paste.

Use a sparing amount so it doesn't get into the hole, nobody wants to put their glue in the hole on accident or prematurely. Clamp for about 10-15 minutes and you're golden. The fender washer keeps the strut nut from pulling through the bed rail and adds a little bit of reinforcement.

 

https://www.omarswindowtintingphoenix.com/

 

@Daria There is a good Pho place that is nearby to the tint.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho

 

AZ residency is not official until you buy a gun

 

Bad Person. Tell Ryan to taking you shooting in the desert tomorrow morning. That is a right of passage. Weather is perfect.

 

You just need to have some flannel, a beard, gun(s), enjoy camping, shenanigans, safety meetings, and midget talk. I think that covers most bases to be a resident.

 

Here's some


HOW TO DRIVE IN PHOENIX:

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: FEE-NICKS'. There are other names to learn such as Awatukee (Ah-wa-Too-Kee) but that will be included in the advanced course.
   
   
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
   
   
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.
   
   
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
   
   
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.
   
   
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.
   
   
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.
   
   
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, crows, vultures, javelinas, roadrunners, and the coyotes feeding on any of these items.
   
   
9. Maricopa Freeway, Papago Freeway and the 'I-10' are the same road. SR202 is the same road as The Red Mountain FWY. Dunlap and Olive are the same street too. Jefferson becomes Washington, but they are not the same street. SR 101 is also the Pima FWY except west of I-17, which is also The Black Canyon FWY, and The Veterans Memorial HWY. Lastly, Thunderbird Rd. becomes Cactus Rd. but, Cactus Rd. doesn't become Thunderbird Rd. because it dead ends at a mountain.
   
   
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been 'accidentally activated.
    
    
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65 mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be 'flipped off' accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
    
    
12. For summer driving, it is advisable to wear potholders on your hands.
    

 

Omega 300
Going to put it on my 300 win mag hunting rifle to start.