Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

You keep that in the freezer?

 

Haven't been there in ages. Great spot.

 

I’m sitting here, covered in curdled milk, bleary eyed from lack of sleep, practically deaf in one ear and craving quiet time and you f’ers are posting photos of beer and liquor. Good grief, I need a break from this one month old little girl.

 

My downstairs bathroom smells like someone smeared shit all over the walls and left it in the sunlight. Milk diapers got nothing on the deuces of a food eating 2 year old.

Also, a month already? No fucking way. Time flies!

 

Anderson, I too, know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1zrLq6zW3UI

Hang in there brotha!!

 

The thirties were good for me. Single man, livin in The City. Had a high stress job but worked two blocks from GG Park. Would get off of work, run between 4.5 - 6 miles a day(depending on route and what I ate for lunch), get back to my pad in the outer Richmond, shit, shower, shave and be off to the different clubs and bars, chasing hot ass Asian tail. On the weekend I would race my little sports car around, hike a few trails, wrench on a friends car; rinse, wash, repeat. I left that high stress job, planned a euro trip to visit family and be in my cousins wedding in Sweden. But, then I got suckered into helping a friend out by doing a little side contracting job designing electrical grids for a pop up city and ended up meeting the gal who just popped out my little daughter, the Apple of my eye. And here I am, smelling like curdled milk, diaper balm under my fingernails, carrying a spittle cloth everywhere I go and wouldn’t change it for the world.

 

Cheers! I even met a new girl last week. Life’s great.

 

Please, just don’t... I don’t want the mental olfactory upheaval.

And yes, she will be a month old on a Sunday. Where the f did it go man? I already suffer from memory loss issues. Now I worry I’ll miss something.

 

You chose your fate. Now start saving for college. No sympathy. Now where did I put my negra modelo and nachos?

 

Man.

I swear to god my kids get 2 weeks older and everyone else's a month.

 

Yea prefer to not add ice cubes.

 

The 529 account has already been opened and we are a go for my daughter to be a CalTech Alumni . And the Negra Modelo and chips and salsa is my go to on a Saturday afternoon. It’s why I am no longer fit enough to be considered a “runner” anymore...

 

Mine.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8

 

Would

 

I've learned that one way to make something hurt less is to make something else hurt more. I'm here for ya.

 

Halloween theme huh. Mine.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ITeHBbfqYwk

 

I'm all for triangle manhole covers!

 

Yep triangular lids work as well. Just usually are used for water valve lids.

 

I've got one that a buddy gave me last year still in the box. I already had one so it's just sitting in the garage. Free if you want it.

 

you can drop a triangle through its hole, too. align it so one side is vertical, and drop it in right next to a edge of the hole, plonk.