New England B.S. Thread

That problem's solved; it's fenced.

 

You know he takes that as a compliment don't you?

 

Ah, okay. I'm about equal distance between Pittsfield and Greenfield, so occasionally I'll go to Greenfield for things but rarely further.

 

Durn tootin' sonny.

 

please tell me you wear sock garters

 

@mach1man001 Do you have a CB in your truck?

 

Only on suit-worthy occasions, but I do have a set.

 

I thought so too. They were made legal again starting 2015.

 

Built motor to handle all the forced induction

 

Yes I do. How come?

Really?

 

Hmmm, you've got some strange kinks, girl.

 

Yeah. Haven't yet found a sock that'll stay on my calf so I bought a set so I can stay sharp when I'm in a suit. The guy at Men's Wearhouse recommended them.

Edit- Both of my suits are 3 pieces, too. One's a charcoal grey and one's black with grey pinstripes.

 

Making a list and checking it twice.

(DPT )

 

I have never worn a suit in my life.

When I get invited to weddings, I pretend I'm going to be in Maine. It's a good strategy. I recommend it.

Although, you may need to pick a different place. Say the North Maine Woods, Canada, or Vermont.

 

Doesn't work for me, for obvious reasons, lol.

Edit- Besides, I spent good $$ on them; if I didn't wear them occasionally it'd be a waste.

 

I've told lots of people that's my strategy now. When they get married, they'll see through it. Not sure if I care

 

You said crotch

 

Hot damn! Would look better with a beard though...