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Chuck Norris Vs. Jason Bourne

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by eordonez, Sep 1, 2008.

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Who would win??

  1. Chuck Norrirs

    86 vote(s)
    61.4%

  2. Jason Bourne

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    38.6%
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  1. Sep 1, 2008 at 12:27 PM
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    eordonez

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    Who of them would win? the two are experienced in 1 to 1 combat, martial arts, and weapons.....:D

    Please answer this as i might be dead very soon because of a roundhouse kick related death.... just because questioning Chuck's abilities :p
     
    eordonez, Sep 1, 2008
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  2. Sep 1, 2008 at 12:33 PM
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    well, one is real, and one is a fictional character from books and movies, so...

    plus, are we talking chuck norris younger, or now?

    and even then, are we talking chuck from movies or chuck from real life.

    so many variables! ;)

    but, uh, let's say it were young, movie tough chuck vs movie bourne....
    i'd say bourne just because he would fight unconventionally and with objects and other covert moves, vs. by the book kung-fu chuck.
     
    zombot, Sep 1, 2008
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  3. Sep 1, 2008 at 12:35 PM
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    Chuck Norris for at least 10,000 reasons.
     
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    Oh Zombot you are so dead...... chuck norris made me post this thread just to know whos ass kick.... LOL
     
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  6. Sep 1, 2008 at 12:35 PM
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    Chuck, eordonez is a good guy.....he was only joking with this question. Please dont kill him! PLEASE? :eek:
     
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    yeah if we are talking the mythic god chuck norris, then he wins.

    chuck norris once cut a fart and jason bourne was invented.
     
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    not even close. Chuck Norris
     
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    Old Chuck or young Bourne
    I am not saying the young'n but Chuck may be tired now LOL
     
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    I've got to go with Bourne. He has much to prove, and I think he could prove himself against the Chuck.
     
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    You're f/cked. Chuck Norris' gunna kill you.

    Go to Google, type in "find chuck norris" then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
     
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    you cant find chuck norris, he already found you.....and if you dont see him, then you are probably seconds away from death....
     
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    If Mr. Bourne tried using this - it'd cut him to pieces.
     
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  15. Sep 1, 2008 at 2:09 PM
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    I'm tryin' to get in good with 'ol Chuck. All hail my avatar.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    Jason Bourne only wishes he was that awesome.
     
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    i hate to tell you this but Chuck norris would get his tail kicked. Hes old now and all he does now is thos total gym comercials. maybe if he were like 20 but i think jason could kick his ass now
     
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    Seriously now... Even if Jason Bourne had the privelige of getting into a fight with Chuck Norris... He'd forget it all happend the next morning.
     
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  20. Sep 1, 2008 at 2:55 PM
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    idk. but steven segal. i think he could kill both probly.
     
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