Alabama thread!

https://www.amazon.com/X-BULL-Recov...=1509029611&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1-spons&th=1

Traction boards anyone?

 

#overland

 

stop eating them and throw them away...and from now on dont leave open bags in the pantry

 

It wasn’t open, it had a clothes pin on it and it was rolled up. I did throw them away

 

Cheetos, now with surprise protein in specially mark packages

 

Roaches are disgusting. They’ve been here since we moved in, called the bug man and didn’t see them for a few weeks but...

 

moisture man, anywhere there is moisture, a roach will come running. and you know, nuclear explosions and stuff.

 

Maybe I should invest in a dehumidifier

 

or just go to a clothing store and take all the silica packets out of the pockets. put em under you sinks and maybe around your doors and windows if they sweat

 

Oh I know I’ll get a cat

 

cats eat roaches? I think you are confusing those with mice, which is even more alarming if a mouse came out of your Cheetos

 

Cats just eat bugs in general, at least mine in Birmingham did

 

this would work better and be cooler than a cat

 

That’s terrifying


And cats are cute

 

Come on now, every guy needs a little pussy around the house

 

stahp!!!! you are never gonna get a chick (worth having anyway) with cats in your house. when is the last time you heard someone talk about the "really normal, mentally sound cat lady" it's always the "crazy cat lady" if she likes cats, run

 

Maybe I should get a dog?

 

This is prolly the most polite way that point could have been made. Well done EJ!