Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Old people pills, I'm betting he was on the hunt for some Cialis or Viagra.

 

MPs make the best thieves

 

9x25 Dillon?

 

Pretty much any of the 30 caliber/7mm/8mm rifle cartridges move at least that fast.

 

well my next guess was gonna be a 35 rem or 35 whelen, but since 7mm, 7.62, and 8mm are all smaller than 9mm I didn't think that's what he was implying

 

I guess a .357 max would be in that speed range too, or a .357 mag if you have like a 20" barrel might get close

 

Should just go full 500 nitro express

 

So, Life is so bad you want to blow up a school?

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/2-s...g-threats-to-high-school-police-say/629496297

 

More of a Hell yeah!

 

Free naps with fill-ups.

 

My mother in law used to work as a trauma clinician and brag about how you can put back together pretty much anyone after a horrific accident. However, she did tell me that she would get the occasional domestic violence cases. One such case involved a sheriff that came home to find his wife cheating with some dude. Because he was so savvy with the laws about murder and such, he held both his wife and the random dude at gunpoint, tied them to chairs, and made his wife watch while he filleted the dudes skin all over his body. He even cut the guys penis 3/4 through in like six places (was careful not to cut it off). After permanently scarring the guy all over his face and body, he called the police and surrendered peacefully. Because he knew the laws, he pleaded temporary insanity, and was charged with assault and battery (not murder), and got 5 years in jail (Maximum sentence).

I was like, holy shit, that guy is sick!

My mother in law laughed and said, "The jokes on the officer, we sewed that guys penis back together and he will have full function back."

Then I was like, holy shit, my mother in law is sick!

 

cornelius?

 

"The engineering behind the Bloodhound SSC is fascinating. Powered by both an EJ200 jet engine and a rocket, the record-chasing car uses so much fuel, its fuel pump is powered by a supercharged 550-horsepower Jaguar V8 from the F-Type R."

 

Cor-neeelyooos

 

Don't let Richard Hammond drive it.

 

Don’t top fuel NHRA cars go 300 in 3 seconds or so?

 

Jet engines have huge amounts of thrust, but it takes them a few seconds to spool up. Same thing when you let off the throttle; they still produce thrust for a couple of seconds after you let off.