Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Disturbing pic.

Guy looks like David Spade wearing a My Little Pony costume.

 

Huge amount of fuel. I read an technical article about fuel quantity in a 250cc dirt bike engine. It stated that if you took a glass and simply breathed into it that the amount of vapor left in the glass would be way more than the amount of fuel delivered by the carb even at full throttle. That a dragster can gulp that much fuel is just astounding.

In my mind I heard "dooryahd".

 

Hate to be that guy, the black and red boat is not a commercial lobster boat. It's missing a pot hauler and the wheel house is too far aft. But you are right about the storage in the yard. It's way more convenient to keep your boat in your yard and work on it in the off season.

 

Ellen Weinstein...

 

Just wait till they hit the goal of 1000 MPH

 

333.78 in 3.65 seconds

 

That is at the NHRA museum in Pomona Ca and is about 7 yrs old new fuel pumps are a little faster now

 

Sadly she wasn’t a hefty lefty. She was actually really pretty. But turned into a whore

 

http://nypost.com/2017/10/26/man-enjoys-life-after-losing-3-foot-long-penis/amp/

He was way too big for his britches!

A Kenyan man with a three-foot penis and 11 pound testicles is finally getting the chance to live a normal life — now that his massive package has been surgically reduced, reports said.

Horace Owiti Opiyo, known as Forence, first noticed a cyst on his genitals back in 2006 and had it removed– but it came back with a vengeance a year later, bringing the size of his penis to almost a meter long, The Mirror reported.

 

Probably way too big for his bitches too...

Too beaucoup...

 

Pffft old news

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

 

Nice toe

 

lol didn't take long for that to get noticed.... proud of the folks in this thread I am.

 

How could you not.... it's like a white billboard on sunset blvd

 

oldie but goodie. not sure if this has been posted or not. not going through nearly 5k pages to check either.


(I do not recommend watching while under the influence of narcotics.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

 

Lots of fun stories of service members and such returning to find their spouse in compromising situations... a month after I PCS'd out of Ft. Lewis, there were two double murders on post.

So, I figured I would try and lighten the mood with a bit of a story.

I had only 90 days between when I landed back at Ft. Lewis and when I was to PCS to Japan. During this process I got married. It was too much to get the name change on her SSA card, passport, orders, etc before we left, so we decided we should just rock her maiden name for the PCS and deal with it in Japan.... while there, we found it advantageous for her to not take my name, and continued like that until I eventually ETS'd. Name was changed after we were in the real world again.

My schedule there was terrible for about the first 18mo of my tour. 6-8 days on 1 off, 14-16hr shifts... on mids. There were times that I would only see my new wife as we passed in traffic during our respective commutes. It sucked, but we made the best of it, and she would often come visit me at work and bring dinner for a 3am picnic lunch under the stars. Needless to say, my love for my unit, job, and lifestyle was not what I would call desirable. Morale was low, and since I didn't marry a dependapotamus, and we were 'older' without children, we had few friends on post; most were Japanese nationals.

Along comes my first Thanksgiving in the unit, 6mo after arriving. The FRG had decided it was a GREAT idea to have a unit pot-luck one Friday night. My NCOIC at the time, some worthless as shit E8, asked me if I was planning on showing up to the party. It was the first day off I had in over a week, and I respectfully declined, stating that I had date-night scheduled for weeks. He responds in the kool-aid drinking way he had about him, "You will make an appearance, do you understand me?" While I silently plotted his death, I responded in the affirmative.

The week drags by, and my Friday off rolls around. My wife and I dress to the nines for our date night, hoodies and jeans, jump in our shit box Nissan March CVT, and head from our housing area to the main post. We arrive at the community center and all 23 dependas and those spouses with HQ office jobs were milling about, pretending to be social. Just outside was my NCOIC and one of his cronies engrossed in conversation... who am I to interrupt people I don't like? We walked in the front door of the small building, shook the commander and 1sg's hand, introducing my wife simply by her first name. "This is Jen." Both commander and 1sg commented on how they were shocked I was there, and in response, I shot daggers at my NCOIC... they chuckled. We pushed our way through the trashy dependents and made for the back door.

Once we exited, we looped around the front of the building and started getting into the car, when all of a sudden my NCOIC sounds off in a very sarcastic tone, loud enough so everyone could hear over the murmur...

NCOIC - "Good evening there SGT Corprin, glad to see you made it, why are you leaving so soon?"

Me - "Good evening MSG Tweedle Dumb, I apologize for not greeting you as we arrived, I didn't want to interrupted your conversation with SSG Tweedle Dipshit."

NCOIC - "You're not going to stay, where are you headed so soon"

Me - "It's date night and we have tickets to a movie we have been waiting to see, and don't want to be late" So I start climbing into the car, to reach over to unlock my wife's door.

NCOIC - "It was nice to finally meet you Ms. Corprin."

She looks over the top of the car at him
Wife - "I'm sorry, I'm not Ms. Corprin" and gets into the car.

We drive away.

Monday mid day I am woke up by my NCOIC demanding that I report to the commander's office. When I arrived, I am provided a rights waiver, and I am told that I am being questioned in regard to the "incident" on Friday night.

Commander - "I have received reports from numerous NCOs that you are committing adultery, which is a violation of the UCMJ and punishable blah blah blah"

Me - "I'm sorry sir, I don't know if I understand the charges you are questioning me about, I have never cheated on my wife."

Commander - "When MSG Dumb stated that he was happy to meet your wife, the woman you had a date night with said she wasn't your wife."

Knowing where this was going, and being that I had negative fucks to give, I played along.

Me - "That is not entirely true sir, MSG Dumb stated sarcastically 'it's nice to meet you Ms. Corprin. She simply replied she was not Ms. Corprin, which she isn't.

Commander - "Where is Ms. Corprin then?"

Me - "She's in California I believe"

NCOIC (raised voice)- "Not only have you admitted to adultery under oath, but to cohabiting with a woman other than your wife, hahahaa we got you now!"

Me - "I am sorry, I have never admitted to adultery nor cohabiting with anyone other than my wife."

NCOIC - "Don't be smart with me you little shit, you just said you did"

Commander - "If the woman you are living with now is not Ms. Corprin, than who is she?"

Me - "Sir, I live with my wife, I went on a date with my wife, and if you review my command sponsorship documents, my emergency contact or SGLI forms you will find my wife is in fact, Jennifer NotCorprin. Ms. Corprin is my mother, who lives in California. My wife was simply annoyed that we were running late for our movie, and felt insulted that MSG Dipshit didn't remember who she was after being introduced as Ms. NotCorprin on at least 4 separate occasions."

Commander - "get the hell out of here Corprin"

Me - "Yes sir" and I bail.

as I am walking down the hall I hear the commander giving my NCOIC a rash of shit.

Ironically enough, later that dipshit NCOIC became my ops sgt where I again worked for him. About 6mo into that stint, he received a general letter of reprimand for knocking up a Japanese woman on Okinawa when he was TDY. She showed up at the gate one day asking for the president of the Army...and he was Relieved for Cause, and his dependa stuck around. He had her at "TRICARE."

TL : DR version... stupid people are stupid

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-navy-and-pure-relief/?utm_term=.6e37e1a51d48