Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Accurate

 

@CrashN'Burn Or take one of the One-Day classes in Benecia that has a test at the end of the session. $30 and 99.5% pass rate. These sessions are also known as HAM CRAMs.
http://beniciaarc.com/wp/?page_id=8

 

So how are you supposed to measure for articulation/suspension travel I was out messing around this morning and was just curious. From top of tire to fender was 22" on one side and 1.5" on the other. Or is it bump stop which it's 0" on one side and 9.5" on the other. I was just measuring the rear end no front measurements.

 

I thought I read or heard that "off road" lights above your headlights had to be covered while on public roads or you could be cited (in California). I also read that if the lights are below your bumper (or maybe headlights), they are considered fog lights.

(This could all be something I made up in my head from various bits of related info.)

Edit: Just found this thread https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/off-road-lights-in-cali-law.179934/

 

From the bump

Edit - worded that wrong and am currently confusing myself

 

Local tattoo artist is looking for a truck stolen from Antioch.
East bay keep your eyes open. He's giving away a free sleeve if you find it.

 

Not going to lie: that scepter is pretty phallic looking.

 

Do you know the guy?

Does a sleeve have to be on an arm? Looking to black out my dangler, so’s it gets bigger.

 

lol I've gotten work done at his shop. I'm sure he would Black it out, take a lot less time im sure lol

 

Rude.

 

....but true

 

Where you in your truck??? I didn't see you.

 

Since I have my Mall Control On my LX... would you all dis own me if I got the New Colorado ZR2?!?! At least it has Real front Locking Diff and a Diesel?!?!?







And looking to sell my sequoia if anyone looking for one

 

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??










































Cause they lactose!

 

#dadjokes

 

How do you catch a unique bird?
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U neek up behind them?

How do you catch a tame bird?
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Tame way.

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes?



















No eye deer


What do you call a deer with no eyes or no legs?















Still no eye deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick?














Still no fucking eye deer

 

Why don’t vampires bite clowns?

















They taste funny










(My favorite joke)

 

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