Stuff that people say about you taco that pisses you off

I just saw a sticker at a booth this weekend that said "My truck was built with wrenches, not chopsticks"
I'd hate to see the day the guy who slapped that on his Ford finds out his truck was built in mexico.

 

You should have bought one to put it on yours. Since our truck are infact as American as any Domestic.

 

Well, If our trucks were built with chopsticks, they did a damn fine job!

 

Haha! That reminds me of a F-150 with a sticker that said "Buy American" at Wal-Mart. Freakin idiots.

 

I thought about it, but nobody would've been as clever or knowledgeable as any of us and therefore wouldn't have gotten the joke. I must say coming out of the show when I got back to my truck there was this old beat up POS F 150 that was partly in his spot, mostly in mine. The narrow, nimble taco comes in handy in more places than tight trails.

 

I do love how people say I should "buy American" and I respond with "Your Ford/Dodge/Chevy was built in Mexico or Canada." Toyota IS a Japanese brand, but they are built in America giving AMERICANS jobs. Then I usually pull them out of the ditch they're stuck in and go on about my day!
My best account of one of "these" people so far is my friend Jarod who gave me shit for driving a Toyota for a long time. He lost his job at a Jeep dealership and got a job with a Toyota dealership. He soon became an owner of a Tacoma and thanks me all the time for "changing his ways". lol

 

I don't think toyota is any better thatn any other truck, it's the just the truck I have right now. I think it's more of the owners care for the vehicle that outweighs perceptions about it's engineering or mechanics. I do enjoy my tacoma though, mainly because of the power boosting mods that have been done to it. The only problem I have with the truck is obviously it's size, but that's a "pick your poison " type thing. I chose it because it was small but i could go for a;itt;e xtra cabin room and some bed space now and then.
ON a side note. I had to drive a fellowbrother in the trades back and forth toa job for a month back in the fall. He would give me shit about the truck. WTF! you're riding in my truck, that's getting you back and forth, while your precious Impala sits in the garage, again! Shut it, and roll your fucking window up!

 

My buddy says piece of shit japanese trucks but he has a pos jeep!!

 

some guy with a nissan titan was talking down to me saying how dangerous my truck is and how he wont walk in front of it cause he thought it was going to randomly accelerate, then i told him his POS wouldnt keep up with this 4.0 if it did

 

All the Chevy/Ford guys at my work have nothing but good things to say about my Tacoma :shrug:

I used to have a Silverado extended cab with 5.7L V8.... now i have my Tacoma extended cab with 3.4L V6 and love it more

 

my truck is brown, they call it a turd cause its all dented up and stuff. they'll be calling it a flying turd after i get enough money for a v6, 5speed tranny, and a turbo

 

Just remember its a full sized truck in every other Country in the world and how many Chevs Dodges and Fords do you see running around in Africa and Australia where real trucks live off road just my observation.

 

Haha Honda.... Ridgeline words that bring laughter to my ears

Today, @ school i saw a ridgeline that into another guy and the owner coundn't get his proof of insurance out cause it was in his trunk which was locked closed by the bend metal on the tailgate.....therefore based on failure to show insurance he got a ticket!

 

My girlfriends dad always calls my truck a "Boyota" Not to fond of it it actually pisses me off!!!

 

"Cute truck"

 

the day i brought my taco home my neighbor lady said "thats a pretty truck." i turned around a said "PRETTY!?". then she told her friend, the milf at the end of the culdesac, to tell me its was "pretty" too.

 

goddamn I love my truck



I know this thread is old but what ever

 

That caught my eye.. did you tag it?

And we need pics of said milf.

 

some prick:how come you drive a japanese truck and listen to country music? dont rednecks drive american?
me:my truck is made in america jackass. learn your shit. and ill remember that and laugh when i drive by you on the side of the road with your broken down ford