Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Oh yea.
I always get text from thier wife/gf. Why the fuck are you taking my husband to some slut restuarant? My excuse, sorry I just saw sports bar and wanted to see how it was. Who knew the girls walked around in thongslol

 

If my wife ever text you it will be to say "his things are on the curb"

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Parisian wimin are ruthless

 

Sometimes your best example is to be a bad example.....

 

Lol cool, I'm come get you

 

Good one. Im going to have to remember that

 

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I did infact have a talk with here about the next Htown visit

Going to legit setup a time and place where we can all get together and shoot the shit

Im like "babe, I just cant keep denying my people"

She laughed, I laughed. Good times ​

 

she knows you don't have friends...

 

She's definitely getting suspicious ​

 

Bout time

 

Darn tootin!​

You missed out on the last one homie!

 

Now the stupidity of people comes out....

HISD just cancelled school Friday to celebrate the Astros win.

Screw education. It’s not like they’re already 2 weeks behind due to the late start from Harvey.

Seems like they feel 100% of students and families are Astros fans and they can get child care on short notice cause everyone can afford to take off work to celebrate baseball.

Like education ever helped anyone in real life! But baseball seems to help everyone.

Idiots.

 

Man, Astros won less than 24 hours ago and I’m already sick of hearing about them like theyre the second coming of Christ or something. Congrats they won, but sheesh. It’s a kids game people!!!

 

Astros won

 

I know right? Sheesh

 

But they won.

 

They won hard

 

AF

 

“Houston ISD is closed on Friday - the day of the Astros victory parade - after nearly 1,000 staffers reportedly requested off.”

Sounds like the Inmates are running the prison

 

Stros b4 hoes brah