Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

What about California spiny lobster?

 

Agreed

 

Def inappropriate in public with children around etc.
However since she did it anyway.
I may have allowed her to get me to the ground if I knew for certain I'd be motorboating, if she was hot.
But the second she started slapping, I'd have had a mouth slam full of nip and the teeth would've tuned her up with some act right real quick like.

But yeah that craps stupid.

 

A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hotdog stand Tuesday won’t be going home when he’s released from the hospital.

Terrion Pouncy remained at Christ Hospital recovering from his injuries on Thursday, missing a bond hearing at the Leighton Criminal Courthouse on two counts of armed robbery.

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Pouncy was arrested at the Oak Lawn hospital not long after he was found slumped on the steps of a home across the street from a West Pullman restaurant that Chicago Police say he robbed at gunpoint about 6 a.m. on Halloween.

Judge Stephanie Miller ordered him held without bond.

Pouncy was unable to run further because of the pain of a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered when tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband as he ran off after robbing Maxwell Street Express at 116th and Halsted, Assistant Cook County State’s Attorney Erin Antonietti said in court.

Pouncy had pulled out the gun and demanded cash from two employees, pressing the gun to the head of a 39-year-old worker, Antonietti said.

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The victim, who had been passing a bucket filled with grease over the counter, called for his co-worker to hand over the cash from the register. As they passed their wallets and a stack of singles to Pouncy, the bucket tipped and bills went flying, Antonietti said.

Still pointing the gun at the workers, Pouncy stooped over to collect the cash, Antonietti said. Shifting the gun in his waistband as he ran out, he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti said.

One of the restaurant employees, 39, then began wrestling with Pouncy as he tried to run away, before he staggered out into the street.

Surveillance cameras captured video and audio of the robbery, and showed Pouncy struggling to make it across the the street, stop on a bench, and make his way to the steps of a nearby house before collapsing, Antonietti said.

Police recovered the wallets Pouncy had allegedly stolen from the two men, as well as the .38 caliber pistol.

Pouncy’s blood-stained boxers matched the underwear he had on in the surveillance video, which clearly showed the pattern on the fabric when the teen bent over to collect the money that had fallen to the floor, Antonietti said.

 

I wonder if this will change his vision of his life choices.

 

I was a wise child. I never got excited about free junk in food packaging. I was more interested in staring into the sun which would have been my fourth grade teacher's butt. She was a tender little thing from Missouri back in the age where mom jeans could be worn because they didn't all have a puss gut.

 

I see your land boats.




And raise you some land boats.



There wasn’t a body of water worth fishing or boating in anywhere in sight.


Sometimes I see weird shit when I fly.

 

This is what should be done with old boats

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/7982602?location=United States&s=bI1APjtZ

 

Poor old girl. Used to roam free on the open sea. Now she's stuck on land with strangers taking dumps in her.

 

Meh. I'd rather have a burger.

 

Yum!

 

At least he won’t be reproducing anytime soon

 

http://fox6now.com/2017/06/05/listed-for-389k-the-boat-house-on-milwaukees-east-side-is-up-for-sale/