Was Stuck on Trail, Now Stuck in Garage

Well Kuffer probably deserves his own carton. He's truly MIA. At least Jimmy gave us a courtesy check-in and cut some people down before he went dark again.

 

Jimmy. The man. The myth. The legend

He will always be in our hearts, and our garages.

 

And might mysteriously show up on our local Craigslist.

 

Omg....I'm drunk and can not stop laughing, maybe I should cut down on the drinking

 

I just thought I'd remind everybody how we got here... happy cuttin!

 

@Jimmy 123

TW member of the year...if there is such a thing,

Let's do this!

 

Is there an award for absentee member of the year?

 

Don't know if Jimmy would make the cut! Has to compete with scary larry for TW member of the year! https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/emergency-solved-im-still-an-idiot-tho.477952/#post-14521348

 

......TW shitposters 0.....

 

Hmmm interesting....
Scary Larry = 36 posts, last seen Oct 10
Jimmy 123 = 38 posts, last seen Oct 12

BUT... Larry only has 382 posts and a Manson reference on his thread while Jimbo's thread is nearing critical mass. Consider the robins egg blue paint, the endless whack-a-mole craigslist debacle and the fact Jimmy's truck has pulled sympathy from many here, me included! Somebody even mentioned a gofundme page for it. Larry allegedly "slid off an embankment" (uh huh) and abandoned his truck for the night, but baby blue has those mudders cuz everybody knows Jimmy ain't got time to get stuck in no bitch-ass mud patch. He three-wheel motioned that bitch home AND BACKED IT INTO THE GARAGE like a pimp then started wrenching on it straight away. Jimmy does that kind of stuff. He has zero fucks to give. He uses cats as wheel chocks. Who does that? Jimmy does. Jimmy does exactly that. He's a true TW legend and he's never even posted outside his ONLY thread.

And that's why Jimmy has my vote.

 

Damn! You shoulda been a preacher

Jimmy left a message for you regarding his return:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tNa5YNbiVa0

 

Don't cut down on the drinking, this thread is a great party!!

 

yup, I can't cut outta this thread either. Jimmy's legendary style of popping in, going savage for 2 posts, and cutting out is something that can't be missed.

 

well we've given him all the buttfuckery postings for him to choose from that he could want...

 

Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off my mind
But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again
Trying to forget you is just a waste of time
Jimmy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Jimmy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
Trying to keep up a smile that hides a tear
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here
Jimmy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Jimmy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart
Is there nothing left for me?
Is there nothing left for me?
Jimmy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Jimmy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
I was wrong, and I just can't live
Jimmy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Jimmy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
Jimmy come back

 

You forgot the part where Jimmy may have been captured briefly by the Aloha Bears...

 

Well played, Player

 

oh shit you're right - and he survived an (allegedly) "stiff" encounter with some "men".

 

I nominate Tom Cavanaugh to play Jimmy when his story is inevitably made into a feature film.

The director's CUT will star Jimmy in 3 brief cameos scattered throughout the film