Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

You call that a laght bahr?

This is a laght bahr!

 

Sometimes I like to drink real Irish coffee and hurt like hell for two days

 

Someone's scared of the dark

 

I hate ditch lights. Hell I have them most of the time anyway. It's just the way I drive that lights up the ditch!

 

It’s worth it

 

Oh F&$k me!!




https://www.google.com/amp/www.sfgate.com/news/amp/NAACP-star-spangled-banner-national-anthem-12341555.p

 

I usually have the whipped cream substituted for baileys

 

That good sir is hand made and hand whipped. Only the finest tastes. Baileys is a totally different drink. And I have a way to make it chunky too

 

I believe it

 

WTF

 

Aliens can see you from light yrs away with that set up.
I would brake check the fuck out that guy if he lite me up with that. Only because i would be blind.

 

Mongoose cable and tech stream lite... nothing hacked about it.

 

The full vrs. With cracked code =free
Or trail vrs. Free
Retail vrs. 1400
But im thinking of getting it. The tundra needs a few tweaks.
Dose the lite vrs. Give you full access?

 

Last week there was a lifted white 2nd gen following me in SF. HID’s in reflectors, light bars on, etc. Couldn’t even drive faster if I wanted to with all 3 of my mirrors getting lit up. Guy went toward 580/Stockton shockingly.

 

Lite is exactly what it emplies. Techstream, the full version, allows many things the lite version does not. For instance, the full version will allow you to reassign a new VIN to an existing or new ECU. The lite version will not. The lite version will also not let you reprogram certain features ie, reassigning wheel sensors values, load cycling certain sensors etc. Also, electrical system diagnosis on hybrid/electric/hydrogen platforms.

I no longer own my TechStream, but I do have the mongoose cable and the the TechStream lite on an iPad. Super handy for all the little projects that come and go in my life.

 

I just hit the brakes at that point. Let them hit me or go around because it blinds the fuck out of me. Lasik surgery, made my eyes sesitive to brite lights. Its like pissing off the hulk. I get angry.

 

I carry and have used a 16 ounce ball peen hammer. I don't do lights ether. Also have had a full coffee cup fall right out the window at two occasions.

 

That’s why you keep a sleeve of Tennis Balls in the truck

 

Nope. I learned that pennies bounce like a mofo. Also at sixty they cause people to back the f up.
Dad rode a motorcycle with a group of not so friendly gentlemen. I unfortunately learned a few horrid habits.