Orange County CAF's: up to no good

Fatty. Quit playing cod and go work out.

You deserve a beer.

 

Haha well I have but still it’s not as easy as it used to be to lose weight like it used to be. As far as the tattoo, I got the first session done, but the recruiting officer still thought it was “too big” so I got delayed a bit

 

Thanks, but I prefer unsalted, flavorless rice cakes at this point haha

Dude tell me about it. Although never in a million years did I expect them to actually have a rule against this one

 

I agree I've already had this asshole:


"I see these wheels are $159.99 each, so is that for an 18" in chrome to fit my 98 Dodge?"
No you stupid ignorant asshole, why do you and every other nut job always assume the lowest price is whatever the fuck wheel you're looking at? Your price is $293 each.

 

What the fuck are you getting? A swatstika face tat?

 

If I have time for beer #4 at the airport it'll be for you. If not I'll have one for you when I get to NC

 

Tramp stamp?

 

What're the on tap options?

 

The Daisy Cutter is really fucking good

 

Thought you were going to start working from home?

 

What @dtaco06 said. I got my GF’s initials on my inner lip year ago, and for whatever reason the place I’m applying to has a rule against that even though there’s no way to see it.

 

I work from home 2-3 days a week. Doesn't change the fact I'm still stuck in front of the computer. I actually get up and walk around more while at work than while at home.

 

What in the fuck. That's stupid as shit. Bet that hurts like a mother fucker to get removed though

 

Time for a home gym to hit in between conference calls

 

Ha I wish. Calls generally go back to back to back all day. I try to hit the gym before work though so I'm not totally lazy all day

 

Kinda stupid, it’s not like I had it somewhere visible at all. As far as hurting, it kinda hurt to get it more than the removal

 

I'm sure. I've heard the removal process is shitty though. Unless it's changed. Idk if it's still laser or what they do. My uncle had a big one he had on his arm removed years ago

 

I’m ready for my 14 hr flight this weekend ... time to get away and drink some whiskey

 

What kind of sammich and what kindness of burger.

 

Well that’s the thing, it does hurt, but since it’s small, it’s like less than a minute and I’m done. Only downside is my lip feels swollen for the rest of the day. Other than that, it’s not that bad