Alabama thread!

Lmao it’s also a brand of condoms, and only for double protection because guess who’s on the pill

 

I would almost take it just to learn how crazy people think. Have never been able to understand any other thoughts on that subject than my own lol

 

I don't think it's a condom brand man (I'm not gonna google it on a work computer) that's like saying a sedan is a brand of car

 

Well damn why are the words so big then? That’s a bad design

 

“It’s for your wand Harry”

 

I also think they put the word "magnum" on them in such large font so people can see from a far that "hey, that guy has problems finding pants that fit in the crotchial region"

 

Just looked it up, apparently they’re Trojan. Deceptive packaging

 

there is no such thing as too much lube

 

fitting into a magnum is like making your potential sex partner pool smaller. you gonna hurt someones cervix eventually lol

given if I was blessed like that I'd helicopter at every meet.

 

Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_NLWhAbCV5KDZ7

 

just put 2 in the cart!

 

Well there goes my bumper

 

brown, yellow, or Dejon?

 

I bet zack would’ve had some good input in this convo

 

That’d be an awkward trip to the emergency room

 

I don't know what Zack would say, I only imagine @Davtopgun's input:

"This thread sucks"

 

vegitable oil will break it down; if you read the directions on the back of the package it says that for the "just in case" situations... this may come in handy (no pun intended) for you later down the road

 

Hmm I’ll keep that in mind