Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Hand in your green card.

 

This is how I roll

 

This is the first world, fucktard. Get in line.

 

You know whats worse than A in a recessed holder? My wife always leaving me one wrap that I have to peel off the cardboard! I don't have time to take an inventory before I sit in my own bathroom. Public bathroom, I make it a point along with the ass gasket, but I don't want to have to do that at home.

 

I’ll take A or B, cuz not having toilet paper is BS.

 

My TP gripe, the huge rolls at public restrooms that aren’t perforated and super thin. You always end up having to squeeze the paper to tear it, then carefully straighten it out. It takes like 5min a wipe.

 

Shit's like wiping with tyvek.

 

bundle wipe.

you're welcome

 

I knew an Asian guy who didn’t use it at all.

Used his bare hand exclusively.

 

I read buddy not bundle.....

 

Lol. Fucken A! You weirdo. A all day

Remind me to never let you shit in my house sir

Lmao!

#win

 

GTFO

 

Cabron!

 

B and only B

 

I knew there was a reason I liked you guys






Except for @Fernando he's a fkn weirdo

 

Na... Na....you are all fucken weird. You cant change me. My mom said i was special

 

Lol, me too. Like to be able to pick up the roll

 

I'm glad you found your corner of pornhub.