Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

With your current career, I assume you were looking at being an MP?

You seem far too intelligent for the chemical corps, and young for the WAC.

 

You sound like my brother in law. If you don't like calculators; keep using your slide rule. If you don't like Google; drive to the library and do a search through their card catalogue. Etc, etc, etc.

 

Florida trifecta in play

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-p...ain-twice-in-as-many-days-community-concerned

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/l...t-on-camera-not-working-smoking-on-their-time

 

"One whiff and your stiff"


Ireland’s Viagra village of Ringaskiddy laughs off stiff British competition
As the impotency drug becomes easier to get in the UK, the place where it is made revels in its reputation for a vigorous sex life

Matthew Campbell, Ringaskiddy
December 3 2017, 12:01am, The Sunday Times


Matthew Campbell gets to know Sadie O’Grady in Ringaskiddy, the Irish village with something in the airBARRY CRONIN
Ringaskiddy on the southwestern coast of Ireland is a place where factory smoke is not frowned on. Locals say it is “Viagra in the air”, reputed to have put a spring in their step and a smile on their faces.

“One whiff and you’re stiff,” said Debbie O’Grady, serving a pint with a grin at the Ferry Boat Inn in the tiny village near Cork.

News that Viagra is about to be made available over the counter in Britain was met with amusement yesterday.

“We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now for free,” said Debbie’s mother, Sadie, referring to the smoke emanating from one of the chimneys down the road at the Pfizer factory.

 

Depends: Location Location Location!

 

Truck porn? http://www.madmanmovies.com/product_info.php?shop_ID=4&products_id=825

 

It looks like a Nissan Frontier, so poor Miranda is fucked. Her dad should have had a better truck.

 

Wonder if the curtains match the drapes?

 

^I believe it's "if the carpet matches the drapes".

 

Yeah, you’re right. Been a long day.

 

Are you assuming it's female?

 

Sorry I had intended that to be written in sarcastic font

 

Wait, what denomination are y’all again?

 

Anyone like this screen saver?









































If you turn up the light and brightness through editing (On an IPhone anyway)












































Try it if it want.

 

Florida Opossum





Opossum breaks into liquor store, gets drunk

Found next to a broken bottle of bourbon.

A Florida opossum has recovered after having one too many sips of bourbon while celebrating Thanksgiving.



Employees at Cash’s Liquor Store in Fort Walton Beach went back to work the day after Thanksgiving and discovered a strange sight: an opossum next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.

Owner Cash Moore told Northwest Florida Daily News this was the first time he’s experienced an opossum break-in at his business.

"She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf," Moore told Northwest Florida Daily. "When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle.”

Michelle Pettis, a technician at Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge, said the female opossum, who was brought in by a police officer, appeared pale and disoriented and was salivating excessively.

“A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it,” Pettis told the newspaper. “Assuming the opossum drank it all, he brought her to us, and we looked over her and she definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.”


The staff pumped the marsupial with fluids to flush out the alcohol in her system. She sobered up in a few days and was released on Thursday unharmed.