New England B.S. Thread

And a dog.

 

I already asked if it was a puppy, he said no

 

Noel, she doesn't eat dogs anymore, that's racist

 

I know what it is... he's pregnant, so then you have to propose to him, to keep the "family" together.

EDIT: Because, you know, good family values, doing the right thing, etc.

 

I've always wanted a shotgun wedding

 

I think this is probably sig worthy. Hmm.

 

What does this button do? Am I going to get picked up by the mother ship?

 

Rebecca is talking about marriage way too much, it must be serious..

Maybe your boyfriend would like to look into this for a dress?

 

WOW. Shame this can't be unseen.

 

If I ever considered having a baby, not anymore

 

It's how short people turn the interior lights on/off

 

Nah, it releases an oversized punching glove so you can punch the a-hole driver that just cut you off after tailgating you for the last 20 minutes.

 

But I'm that driver

 

Dang, did I just enter grandpa status. Sweet.

 

Feeling very American this week. Just found out my new company (bought out my old company) built the One World Trade Center.

 

Bluetooth maybe? Mine doesn't have that one.

Edit: do you have the subwoofer? I think that will turn it on/ off.

 

You don't get the shot gun ..

 

It is the backup alarm when you're to close .. Ooops

 

I decided my future F-150 almost has to be a sport for that reason.