Work Restroom Etiquette

Just to be clear that was not mine...It was a FNG that started in our office and was found by the Owner/President....so I had to go in and find out WTF set this mild mannered mellow laid back individual off and discovered that pile with no toilet paper.....

 

If you go in and use the restroom (I dont care if its #1 or #2) and you dont wash your hands.....

Dont ever expect a hand shake, nuckles, or anything of the like for the rest of time.

You disgust me!​

 

BTW...FNG was transferred immediately and then was either fired or quit soon after I asked the boss what happened and I was told "don't shit and not flush" you will be okay....

 

almost made a mistake this morning. flushed and turned around and nothing went down. sounded like It did though. took a whole lot of poking around to erase my evidence.

 

Hopefully you had gloves on?

 

that was at work. never had one of those "jet" toilets fail me before.

 

nah that's what the sharp end of the plungers for right?

 

I wish I could get the video footage of him coming out of the restroom so pissed it would go viral in a New York minute. I did try like to hell to get it but the IT dude said no way! I even offered to buy him and his wife dinner at Flemings Steak House.

 

I thought the rubber cup end was designed to create force to push the excess load?

 

Avoid standing next to someone when peeing.
Wash your hands.
Don't talk while doing your business.
When leaving, push the door with your foot.

 

all these years ive been doing it wrong?! juuust kidding. there was actually no plunger in sight which is not good in a bathroom. had to use the poor scrub brush. its definitely not designed for that job.

 

Yeah, My boss is pretty cool and will stand behind each and every employee when right but don't shit and not flush.... Because the wrath of evil will rain upon you....

 

That would be an anal sex toy at that point!

 

And no toilet paper to boot that's a HUGE NO NO.....

 

Would that be considered going Muddin?

 

so personal experience here! sometimes if you've got a real rigid bastard, the water takes all the tp down and leaves the log. looks like ya didn't even wipe. and again it sounds like a normal flush to boot, so you may walk away thinking success, when actually it was an aborted mission!

 

well, yea, do the crab walk to another bathroom to the tp closet.

 

So now we know you go commando......