NW WA Meet / BS Thread

Well?

 

Dam!


Gotta get up to speed on your dam jokes man...don’t want to get punked in the lunchroom up at Boundary lol

 

I'm sorry I asked now.

 

You should yell GODDAM every time you see the dam. Or someone says dam.

 

Kid friendly isn't my strong suit. I'm genuinely worried about it when i have kids.

 

It.

Boundary Dam

It

 

BOUNDARYDAMMIT doesnt have the same ring to it.

 

It's a struggle for sure. I get it out at work so I do pretty well around the boys. My wife not so much.

 

I can generally keep it together unless I’m stuck in traffic. Then it gets ugly.

 

That's usually where I slip up. We have so many fucktards driving around here it's hard not to tell them how fucking stupid they are.

 

“Dangerously stupid”

We need another plague.

 

Have you driven thru Seattle lately? There is definitely a plague spreading around here. We get the walking dead stumbling out in to traffic by my house all the time.

 

The best one was being stuck in traffic watch one zombie clutching the limp body of another one, and wildly swing her fists at the paramedics. The cops had to tazzer the poor thing so the medics could check out the one that got hit by a truck. The best part was my 4 year old in the back seat asking me what they were doing.

 

One of the many reasons I try not to go into Seattle if at all possible.

 

I used to be a vendor at SCL Spokane St/4th Ave yard, watched the cops taze a crazy out on the sidewalk and he fell in the street. He was screaming shit I couldn't even understand. Paramedics showed up, it was quite the event.

 

So did the wrecker that came to pull me out. And almost the one that came to pull him out.

 

That where I am at. The cops don't stop for crap anymore. I've have watched so many zombie fights and cops just drive right by.

 

Yikes! Might be a good time to take a gander at the power steering pump...

 

Ouch...

 

Never going to see the end of that.